ZylonBane

And yet, you aren't disagreeing with me. I guess you just prefer to make high-pitched shrieking noises.

Why bother? Crownland is an impressive technical demo, but as an actual game it's so very dull.

Dude, how old is your webcam? I haven't seen video quality like that since the AOL days.

So this is what having a stroke feels like.

That says "RPD RICKS".

If you watch their Twitch streams there's hours upon hours of what's shown in this video.

Because you clearly need that level of detail for an Atari 2600 port.

Wait... what? I don't remember contributing anything useful to this game.

Looking at the Baby Pac playfield, it seems chunky enough that you could get away with assigning a collision angle to every character cell of the playfield. Assuming you can do per-pixel collision of the ball against the playfield, that would get you playfield physics decently enough. As for the flippers, you could use the same approach for when they're full down and full up, but for the actual flipping, a pre-computed table of angle-velocity modifiers for each horizontal pixel of the flipper might be the way to go.

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I have no idea what you're talking about. I had nothing but kind words for him.

Thanks for quoting the entire billion-line post immediately above yours. Really. That was brilliant.

You don't understand how forums work, do you.

What is it with people who seemingly register with no other purpose than to necropost?

I would strongly urge roping Dintar816 into taking a whack at the sound effects and music. He absolutely fecking nailed the sounds in , to the point that even now it's hard for me to believe it's TIA making those sounds.

Could you please get a friend to translate this into English for you?

Ahem, about that...

Did the music ever get fixed?

Apparently soul-grinding tedium is something you look for in your games.

Today I learned that turning 46 means you never have to work again. The secret's out!

Game Kickstarters never deliver in six months. That would be ridiculous.

Like when you're oblivious to extremely obvious jokes, **coughRealplayer**.

Posting a QuickTime file to download? What is this, the 90s?

I'd like whatever drugs you're on that make those actually look like clouds.

Turn in your Atari card. https://www.atariarchives.org/APX/