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SlowCoder

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  1. Setting Bing as my default search engine just to see how it goes...#fb

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      Good luck with that. I'll stick with google. And I HATE the way MS integrated Bing into the browser.

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  2. Hey, did you guys hear that Steve Jobs (founder of Apple) passed away?

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      Did you know that Bill Gates might retire from MS soon? Yeah, it's a rumor I heard floating around.

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  3. Just changed out a bad ignition coil in my car. It runs real well now, but I'd like to have some words with the engineers at Kia...

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      Is it a Hyundai Kia, or a Kia Kia? If it's the Kia Kia, they're gone, and that's a GOOD thing!

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  4. No animals were harmed in the creation of this status update.

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      What about the billions of microbes you killed breathing and typing? Oh yeah ... MURDERER!

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  5. Sometimes when I fart, I get the sensation of biting into a York Peppermint Patty!

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      1. I still don't want to smell your farts.

      2. Sometimes when I fart, it just smells like York ... New York.

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  6. Our blockade is perfectly legal.

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      Albert, you've got too many points already. Go back to your corner. :P

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  7. Our blockade is perfectly legal.

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      Albert, you've got too many points already. Go back to your corner. :P

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  8. So... christmas is approaching. Time to begin playing Jingle Bells Rock by Billy Idol !

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      Bring on the hip-swaying Santa dolls with "push here" on their left foot!

  9. Where do people get the impression that they get better service if they needle the crap out of someone to preform?

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      If your wife didn't do it, you'd never get any work done.

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  10. Can someone tell me why the GPL was so bad? I have no problems with it.

  11. Is McAfee proof that all antivirus companies are evil and probably make viruses themselves to keep us paying protection money?

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      If this was actually true, I wouldn't be at all surprised. Glad I use Linux.

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  12. I'm back!!! Miss me yet? Recently, I've became addicted to collecting old radios. That's all for now...

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      I knew there was something missing. Oh, wait, that's just the multi-millions the govt hasn't sent me yet.

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  13. just got back from my 1-year anniversary mini-trip with the wifeypoo. man, did we eat. a lot.

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      "man, did we eat. a lot."

      There's some things we just don't need to know.

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  14. Why was I unable to get to the forums yesterday evening?

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      * star wars voice *

      My friend doesn't like you ... I don't like you either.

      *end star wars voice *

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  15. Quand t'es prêt de moi, pour pas qu'j'syncope, faudrait te vidanger la gueule au Destop.

  16. Minneapolis social scene tip: To get in the scene, be in the scene. Don't be out of the scene.

  17. Seen my 1st 3D film in the theater the other night. It was Prometheus. I really enjoyed the movie and the 3D was interesting, I had no adverse effects I hear some people have but meh, it is not something I will pay extra for or go out of my way to do. 2D is fine for me.

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      I haven't found a theater movie yet that was "better" for its 3D. Unlike Captain EO at Disney years ago.

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  18. Sorry, December 21st isn't here yet. You'll have to go to work tomorrow.

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      LOL at Emehr!

       

      If you believe it, you're a quack. If it ends up true, you won't be celebrating anyway.

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  19. I know what happened to those carts buried in the desert!!! http://www.ebay.com/itm/380472182061

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      At least he's honest: "...However all labels are totally destroyed. they are nasty dirty, deteriorated, peeling and possibly burned..."

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  20. Suddenly I pee (suddenly I pee), where no one else would think to pee. Suddenly I pee (suddenly I pee), wherever the hell I want to pee. . .

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      Q: Where RTs pee?

      ...

      Anywhere they want to!

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  21. Sorry. I didn't mean to slobber in your mouth.

  22. If they combine the rehab center with the police station people could turn in their drugs, get a fine and then get clean all at one convenient place. They could call it a Rehabilisitation station.

    1. SlowCoder

      SlowCoder

      I think you mean "RehabiliCitation Station"?

      That was hard, not only to read, but to say!

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