If you were a man in the 1970’s, and you didn’t have a mustache, what the hell were you doing? And don’t give me that old line “but Doc, I was only 8 years old!” That’s no excuse. Get your act together.
I was a little over three years old at the end of the 1970s. I think I would have looked a little silly with a mustache. (I've never had one since, either.)