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I have neighbor who has a farting mustang gt waking up everyone everyday every time he leaves.

My gf and I were both finding ourselves waking up at precisely 5:41 am for weeks on end.

The woman across the street was apparently dating a Harley guy who worked way, way, way too early.

It has made me consider opening a business, the Involuntary Muffler Shoppe.  Not sure how this business plan would come together, but apart from the profitability issue and various legal questions (sort of like a Repo business in that we'd sneak around installing mufflers on vehicles that desperately need them in our humble opinion)... I want it to happen.

Dealt with my fair share of asshole neighbours exactly the same. Tried telling them straight it never worked, just made things worse. Now i just get the missus on the phone to the police. If i ring they will never come but if she rings saying she feels intimidated and suspects they're drug dealers then the police come everytime. Haven't had to deal with crappy neighbours for awhile now. I figured people like that into that sort of lifestyle don't really want police on their door step everyday. And with persistence, sure enough it has driven them out. Good luck i know the feeling