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  1. "get a neck!"

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ya know,...A neck and some phlegm will get you a cup of coffee...If you have $5 in your other hand.

  2. break like the wind,

    to be free of intestinal gas again

     

     

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      My digestive tract has been doing all sorts of stuff the last 4 or 5 days.

       

       

  3. Snoopy lives in a very bad part of town.

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    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Wow, Sloopy is a total babe -- with or without the cap.

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      hang on sloopy, Wally1's coming to pick you up for your date.

    4. Wally1

      Wally1

      • hey I just roared w/laughter!
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  4. 20 year old stepson is playing Xbox One Madden and NBA 2K20 online with his little brother.  It's kinda fun to hear the game and them screaming to each other (over the Xbox network/sometimes over the phone) over plays.  The banter and such is fun to hear.  Vicarious gaming.  

  5. A dear friend called sobbing this morning.  Her son (20 years old) passed away this morning at 4am.  He's been battling a rare genetic condition all his life.  There's a gofundme campaign if you'd like to help.  Prayers and good vibes are also appreciated.  What a sad way to ring in the new year.

     

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/dakota-fluhartysharry-wood-benefit

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      That's awful.  If there is anything i've learned from reading the obituaries, its that people pass at all ages all the time.  Treasure every day week and year.  You never know when it will be your last. 

    2. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      I'm sorry for what happened.

  6. A friend foisted a massive amount of cheese cake on us last night because her son is 350 pounds, and she doesn't want him eating all of it.  She piled it all up on ONE plate.  It was like 8 inches tall -- various flavors -- cherry and strawberry.  The sheer weight of it compressed it down into a gloopy mess -- like a cheesecake soup.  I think it was kept at room temp with how gloopy it was.  I was afraid it'd leak out because there wasn't enough tinfoil over the plate.  So I stopped a few miles down the road and slid it out onto the roadside.  Don't want that gloopy mess getting my car dirty.  Just the thought of all the turkey and stuffing I've been eating lately makes me want to walk 5 miles everyday.

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    2. Machine

      Machine

      "I'm coming to get you Barbara!"

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    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^  jaybird if that were a movie...I'd watch it!

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      There was an episode of Tiny Toons with Hampton J. Pig that dealt with an evil, talking chocolate cake.  

       

  7. Alan Hale Jr. is on The Andy Griffith Show right now, and his character calls Barney "Little Buddy".  I wonder if that was an ad lib which he later used on Gilligan's Island in his role as Skipper.  Both shows were on CBS, so it might've been a writer(s) responsible for the line.

    1. GarrettCRW

      GarrettCRW

      According to Wikipedia, the writers of that episode never wrote for Gilligan's Island, so maybe it was Alan Hale, Jr. remembering that character and incorporating it into the Skipper?

  8. All 5 Phantasm movies are on Tubi now, so if y'all wanna have a Phantasm movie marathon this weekend, go for it. GF and I watched the original last night (it's remastered -- beautiful video/audio). GF had never seen any of the Phantasm films. We're watching Phantasm II tonight. 

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      AWESOME!   Love'em!!!!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      A few years back...Post #8152 ;)

       

       

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      I remember renting Ravager from Google Play when it first came out. My beloved wife was still alive. Happy times. She watched half of it before going to bed to read.

  9. All this stayin' home bidness is getting to me -- cabin fever. Is there some solution I can pour into my ear to fix the problem?  Maybe it can go in one ear, cleanse my brain, and run out the other ear.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I hardly ever leave the house, so I don't understand the concept of cabin fever. If I'm at home, I'm near my bathroom and my stuff. Why would I want to leave all of my stuff and my bathroom if I don't absolutely have to?

    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Get outside and go running... or walking or biking.  DO something ACTIVE.  Get some exercise.  Eat healthy food, not high-sugar, high-calorie processed crap.  Read a book.  A physical book.  Better yet, read a book out on the back porch, if you have one.  How about that TODO list you've had sitting around for years?  Take care of some of those things. Start with number 1 and work your way down.  Are you wanting to learn an instrument?  Start!  A new computer language? There are a billion tutorials, start on chapter one and get going.  Call your grandmother and talk to her on the phone.  Talk about positive things, things going well, good stuff in the future.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Booze!...I'm recommending booze...I mean RT makes sense and Bydo's got some good stuff too...But have ya had any Beer lately?  And I'll just bet you've been neglecting your Bourbon.

  10. Apple's upgrading Ted Lasso this season. He's getting the new M1 CPU.

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Ted Lasso.  Another show on a long list of shows I will never watch because modern pop culture is dead to me. 

    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Yeah, I haven't seen it either. I just know it's an Apple show. 

  11. Archaeologists have discovered the first ever what they are calling motion video/graphics. It dates from ancient Greece and is sort of like the Antikythera Mechanism. It is a complex geared device with a space for these sort of key like things that are separate from the device itself. The device is connected to a large abacus like thing with hundreds of beads connected to the device via levers. They put one of the key things into the device (fit precisely) and cranked it, and the abacus thing showed an animal running. This is the first storage media we know of. One of the other key cylinders produced a graphic of a well endowed woman with obvious breasts bouncing up and down. This is being called potentially the first ever porn movie in existence. Most baffling is the phrase "Please be kind, Rewind" that is written in ancient Greek on each of the cylinders. 

    1. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      You're a few months late!

    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Update: the Department of Computer Science/EE/Computer Engineering of the University of Arizona at Phoenix is attempting to install Debian Linux on it.

  12. Cedar Point theme park here in Ohio has had to close a few days in the week due to not having enough employees. Even though they are paying $20 an hour. So come to Ohio if you want to make about $40k/year making overpriced munchies for families or tearing tickets at the roller coaster. Not making light of their work, I am sure it's hard, as most jobs are. Rent is cheap in Ohio. $700-$800 a month in most areas will get you a nice apartment with a pool, gym, etc..

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    2. Zoyous

      Zoyous

      Cedar Point has some of the biggest and baddest roller coasters in the world! But personally my favorite is the Raptor, not the tallest or fastest but just super fun hanging coaster with lots of twists and turns.

    3. IntelliMission

      IntelliMission

      If they accept teleworking from Spain, I'm in.

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Allan, my older cousin bought a brand new 1981 Firebird T/A in 1981. It was silver with the grey/black eagle on the hood. I think it had the Pontiac 301 ci turbo V8. It was beautiful inside and out. I still remember that new car smell.

  13. Didn't have to go to work for 4 days, so I didn't shower for 4 days. :) Today, I gave myself a haircut, showered and then shaved the 4 days of beard off. It feels great to be clean. 

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    2. thanatos

      thanatos

      Not gonna say what my covid-times work from home non-showering record is then... And my wife never even noticed.  "Do I smell bad?"  "No, why?"  "No reason."

       

       

    3. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      I typically shower every day...BUT I will wear the same outfit for literally a week straight (with new socks daily, boxers every other day.) 

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Yeah unless you have a physical job, your clothes will be basically clean for a week. I do shower daily 98% of time. it's just I was off work for 5 days and we got dumped on snow wise. So every morning I'd get up and go out and shovel snow and remove snow from GF's car so she could take her kids places, and then I'd just end up on couch after watching YouTube or gaming.

  14. Do people get some weird, sick fascination out of wasting peoples' time on FB marketplace, CL, OfferUp, etc.? I posted a 2-3 year old small sofa for my neighbor -- mint shape, non-smoking home. $100 obo. Had like 20 people message me, but no one actually came to buy it. I even had appt's set up for like 5 of them to come buy it, all no-shows. Finally, he got tired of the BS and put it on the curb, and a lady asked if I still had it. I said yeah but it's on curb. I would've taken $50 for it I said, and she said she would've totally bought it. So then I said well it's still on curb if you want it. Gave her my address, and she said she'd be right over. Never showed up even for a free nice sofa. It's still sitting out there 3 days later. Humans are bizarre. 

    1. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      You have to post it at a greater than new price, then they will come... shoot for the stars and list ebay like prices... they send carrier company to pick up that special sofa

    2. jetset

      jetset

      Not sure, but I got at least one great deal from Fb so I'm not complaining.

  15. Don't you love it when you call out an inconsiderate arsewhole for their crappy behavior, and then they try to turn it around onto you. "Now you made me feel bad", he said instead of a simple "sorry". Um, you should feel bad or better yet don't be an arse in the first place.

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    2. bubufubu

      bubufubu

      Welcome to the age of zero accountability.  There's no common sense.  No scruples.  No right or wrong.  Thus, no closure.  It's 100% perspective.  It's baffling and unbelievably discouraging to know that there are those who find this to be progression when, in fact, it's the complete fucking opposite.  I genuinely hate people like this.  You try to call them out and they retaliate against you.  Selfish, infantile folks whose behavior is detrimental to society.

    3. KaeruYojimbo

      KaeruYojimbo

      I call it "Everyone's An A**hole But Me" Syndrome.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Sure,...Make me look up the word "contrition." 

       

       

       

       

       

      Cuz that's what I want to do now that I'm old enough not to be in school....Learn stuff!

  16. eBay, grrrr. I ordered a splint for my foot for a painful bunion 2 weeks ago, and still not here. Then today I get a slip from USPS saying I owe $4.55 postage on the package for that item. This makes the 2nd package off eBay in a month that needs me to pay postage. Both items came with "free" shipping. I already bought a better model off Amazon for same price, and it came in 2 days. My eBay habit may be coming to an end.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      They're really managing to screw up what used to be a good thing over there, huh?   At least they're not the cable company,  I just got done going round and round with them...It wasn't pretty but I think I won!!

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      PS By Cable I mean for Internet and Phones,..Not TV of course.

  17. Facebook is good for something after all. It sure lets you know the general IQ of your friends, relatives, co-workers based on the bull s--t they post, like, comment about, etc.. 

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    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Wait a damned minute. That response was supposed to go HERE:

      https://atariage.com/forums/profile/47183-slidellman/?status=89452&type=status

       

      To the status update above this one! About the Amiga..

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Despite having grown to dislike the platform in the late 80's. So was I. It was part of the many inflection points in the evolution of computers. Both as an example of what and what not to do.

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Keatah, your response is sort of applicable to Facebook -- well except the bit about the 1980s. lol. I think Zuck was still creaming his shorts over the gals of Saved By the Bell in 1989. :)

  18. First fall with a mower with a bagger.  I love it.  I just mow up the leaves and dump them over the fence.  Way easier than raking.  I like to keep the backyard clean for our dog, or else I'd just leave them for the winter for food for the grass.  I don't worry about the leaves in the front and side yard.  If you have a mower that can take a bagger, they are awesome and a good purchase.  I had a non bagger which I sold to a friend and bought this bagger off CL for $60 in mint shape. 

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I busted my hump mowing and blowing the leaves on Saturday, then went to work, only to find out a cook had quit and I'd only work an hour, but I got it done;) ...Sunday we had a light blanket of snow and it's still there :)

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Yeah i used the Toro electric blower to blow leaves from the deck onto lawn so I could suck them up with the mower. 

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Yeah i used the Toro electric blower to blow leaves from the deck onto lawn so I could suck them up with the mower.  Got the blower for $10 at a yard sale.  Way easier than sweeping them.

  19. Gee, thanks Dollar General for putting out the Halloween candy and decor (spooky dog skeletons) 2 months early.  I am already feeling old enough.  The time is flying by.  

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    2. DoctorSpuds

      DoctorSpuds

      In the case of my local grocery store they put out unsold Halloween candy and fall decorations from the year before around late summer just to get rid of it, they hate it as much as you do. The only place I know of that does it maliciously is Walgreens.

    3. slab0meat

      slab0meat

      Saw a bunch of Halloween cards and stuff in CVS this weekend... I was not happy.

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Happy Halloween y'all!

       

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  20. Gee, thanks Tom Selleck for being so authoritative and sincere about reverse mortgages.  Millions of us will probably inherit nothing from the folks now.  :(  

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    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      lol, I was joking around lsd650.  I don't expect anything.

    3. LS650

      LS650

      Sorry ... but I have met people with exactly that "you owe me" attitude!

       

      My mom once told me she was worried she wouldn't leave me a huge inheritance, and I told her I hope she lives long enough to spend every penny she has.

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Yeah sadly, there are a--holes who don't deserve an inheritance but expect one.  

  21. GF's 24 year old son bought a non-working Xbox Series S (no controller) off his buddy for $125, and supposedly his friend's an 'electronics expert" and said it just needs a PS. So GF's son paid $100 for a new PS off eBay. I replaced it for him, and it still doesn't work (just powers on for 2 seconds). Now his buddy says to try a new SSD. Pull out that "parts cannon" and fire an SSD, maybe a mainboard at it. Being cheap is expensive. He could've bought a brand new Series S with a new controller for $299. Instead he has a $225 paperweight. So after he buys a controller and SSD, it will cost more than a new one would've. And that's IF the SSD is the culprit.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      It's a roll of the die...I hope it gets working.  If nothing else, maybe it will be one saved from the scrap heap.

    2. amiman99

      amiman99

      Poor men pay twice.

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      This little HF set of small driver bits is great -- especially at $8. I only had larger automotive/construction size Torx drivers, so we needed this one to get the Xbox apart -- only like 20 fasteners (mostly T-10). 

       

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  22. Google Messages app keeps crashing on my phone -- Moto G4. Anyone else have this problem? I reinstalled the app and same thing.

    1. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      I just downloaded the Verizon Messages+ app, and it works even though I don't have a Verizon account. I have Consumer Cellular.

  23. Hunter (1984-1991) is on Tubi - all seasons. Cool formula -- tough rule breaker paired with a beautiful fellow misfit on the force. Mopar heaven with McCall's 1984 Dodge Daytona Turbo Z which was later upgraded to the newer version.  I've watched 4 episodes already. "Works for me."

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I used to watch it.  Also, in 1989 I once hung out with a girl that looked just like a younger version of the girl on Hunter...It does beg the question...Tubi or Not Tubi?            

       

       

      Haa    (Yeah seriously I have no idea what that is...Every other day there's some new website or streaming dealio...Hmmmm)...

    3. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      It's just a website that shows movies/TV shows. They pay for it by showing commercials occasionally.

       

      https://tubitv.com/series/4064/hunter

       

      I think there's also a Tubi app, but the website works as well.

    4. Sauron

      Sauron

      Yes I've had good luck with Tubi. Even though it's ad-supported, I just haven't seen all that many ads, maybe one per episode.

  24. I am starting to doubt my doggo's grasp on the English language. She thinks "DQ" means she's getting a small dish of vanilla ice cream from the DQ. Sure, we've playfully told her we are going for ice cream, a treat, etc. from DQ, and she now thinks DQ automatically means ice cream and she starts to get excited and wags her tail. What if we meant some other DQ? As in disqualification? 

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Is that a Damned Quiz?

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I asked my dog what's on top of the house...And he said ROOF!

       

       

       

      (He was right)

  25. I am surprised the "expert panel" predicted such a close score in the Ohio-Michigan game -- 36-34, 28-24, etc..  Buckeyes destroyed Michigan.  I knew it wouldn't be that close.

    1. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      1st half they were right, 2nd half not so much. Shea Patterson stinks at QB

    2. cvga

      cvga

      I think they have to temper their expectations and Michigan had been playing really well going into the game.

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