jd_1138

Thanks for the status update, I would have never noticed.

Destroy all humans. Thanks.

Go %#$! yourself! ... Oops ... I mean ... Jolly good show Sir!

I only eat fries in it like once a month. I drink a lot of coffee in it.

... go on ....

Well, Now there's also some coins in there...Be sure and get those out before cleaning...They're worth money!

jd_1138: baby bunnies are cute and fluffy

internet: a/s/l or STFU

Night of the Lepus.

'Nuff said.

I once killed 20 people arguing with me on the internet...Just to watch'em die.

Where is the link?

Totally Worth it!

Gotta use lots of stock or broth in the stuffing and gravy -- preferably stock made from turkey crackling pan bits and juices.

I wish I lived in Sweden. The smorgasbord concept sounds awesome.

If you are nearby an IKEA store, it seems they are serving Swedish Christmas Julbord next Friday, December 7. Perhaps they're offering this on multiple dates, I couldn't tell. Price: $16.99 per person, $12.99 if you're an IKEA Family member.

I'm gonna get jumped by a gang of BMX bandits. I don't need the money that bad. It's getting donated.

Heck, maybe you should just pay him $20 to take it off your hands when you deliver it.

Do not get sucked into CL buyer/sellers like this. May not be a scam, but they will just waste all of your time and you will wish you hadn't ever answered.

In Russia, signal turn you.

Paul Gilbert (shred/metal guitar player) has a song all about this. It's good!

In Illinois it's apparently illegal to use your turn signal.

Those are great possibilities but no matches yet to assist my senility.

Maybe something that goes on the TOP Shelf? Hmmm...Maybe you could LOOK UP what you meant...hahaaa UP...It's something where you need to look up and figure it out...The top shelf is up...Something upstairs? Something that goes on top of something else? Parmesan cheese for Spaghetti and pizza? A roof for a toy house in your model railroad? A car part? Suddenly I'm down with trying to follow this saga from 4 days ago. Keep me posted.

I actually do find memory (or my lack thereof) intriguing...

"video blocked...content...in your country...copyright". Ah, the open and free internet

But this is relevant to my nickname, so: "Allow me to demonstrate the skill of Shaolin, the special technique of Shadowboxing", "Master! Noooooo!", "Your 7th Pearly Gate is no match for my Sweeping Lotus!", "It was those pigs from Wua Long School", "Come Drink With Me" (actual title)

@youxia: The Internet is open and free. Some content belongs to people who deserve to get paid for having created it.

Or can your employer also expect you to do your work for free? Perhaps that's what "open trade and free economy" means?

You guys ever see those "Fear This!" stickers that people slap on their cars? I was riffing on the "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" speech by FDR during WW2. I guess it's a regional thing -- those "Fear This!" stickers.

^Oh, I actually got that (Maybe I'm not retarded like I thought hahaa)...Thought maybe there was a larger (overall) reference I was missing. Plus my penchant for riffing on search engines took effect...And, ya know, I thought it was a funny comment...

Thanks GoldLeader...........I am glad someone enjoyed it.

i think that's the main reason we even have cable still, lol. my wife is super excited for the season premiere tomorrow.

LOL Gold

My favorite one is when they tell you there is a warrant for your arrest and that your house is being monitored.

I am going to buy a burner phone from the dollar store and call these scammers back and really, I mean REALLY f--k with them. I don't want to use my real phone.

I'll say this: one more vegan cookie (Pumpkin Spice flavor) and I am officially Pumpkinned out! Already had Pumpkin Muffins and I'm just gonna skip the latte this year considering I'm tired of it already and it's not even October!

"TRICK OR TREAT!" - "Aww, what cute children! Ok, let me see those buckets.. here's your brown gravy!"

Yeah gotta love the scarecrow sitting on a bail of hay flavor pumpkin spice fall super yummy Starbuck's coffee.

I really shouldn't be seeing an Atlanta newscrew out there. We lose enough newscrews on our own.

In Florida, one of them said... "I should get a raise!!!" and we never saw him again after that...

His station manager replied: 'you just had a raise. your feet came off the ground due to the 160 mph winds!'

Two times champion as Argentina and Uruguay.

Alles Les Bleus. Well played.

Viva Jay Sherman! Viva Quebec!

Germany?

Probably a good idea...I feel fine, but eat way too much junk myself haha...

I’ve changed my diet after being ill for over a week. I love fried foods, but recently I’ve opted to bake and/or boil a lot of my foods. My stomach hasn’t felt right since recovering from that stomach flu.

The secret to life is spices! wait, or is that the spice of life is keeping secrets... I shouldn't have said anything.

England. We won't win it but Harry Kane is in with a chance for the Golden Boot.

Soccer...?

England's still alive.

@ jd_1138 - You work for ABC? No, I was replying to Jess Ragan hence @ Jess Ragan. If you go back to the chat between her and I it will all make sense

Joe C., that's cool. I thought you were talking about me or JB Weld and that ABC was some new slang the kids are throwin' down. lol

Nope, no new slang. All my slang is from the 90s

Ask for the guy with the partial afro, not the grouchy Scottish dude.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

I told the dude we need YouTube for the soc meds. He white listed it.

Oh, I hope we get Exotic Butters!

I re-tweeted this status update.

I can't find the like button?

It's right there next to subscribe.

I so miss Dunkin Donuts! *Sigh*

Not looking good for the Pens....

I think I jinxed them. Ha. Where ya live goldleader where there's no DD?

It's an early 90s Firebird, so if Johnny got it new he must've been doing OK for at least a few years after the end of the movie.

Really enjoyed the first episode, but I'm kinda worried the rest of the series will drop off.

Oh yeah it's a 90's Firebird. It has that new front end piece. Not as cool looking as a 1980's model.

I called it "Me and you and some doggy doo".

The price is wrong, bitch!

WTF??? LOL