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  1. esplonky

    Never cutting my hair until im a senior. Then, im gonna cut it all off graduation day and donate it to locks of love.

    1. HatefulGravey

      HatefulGravey

      Its harder then it sounds, and I'm holding you to it!

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      ... and it will make for lots of embarrassing long-haired pictures that your friends and family can tease you with when you're older.

  2. esplonky

    Skype officially became gay. Microsoft bought them out for 8.5 billion dollars

    1. MagitekAngel

      MagitekAngel

      Insert obvious joke about Skype being fucked in the ass?

    2. esplonky

      esplonky

      why did microsoft pay so much for it when they could download it for free?

    3. esplonky

      esplonky

      now skype credit will be like $20 per minute because bill gates doesn't know what his shit is worth

  3. esplonky

    Demitrious is right behind me on 2673. What a creeper

  4. esplonky

    Yay! Psn is back!

  5. esplonky

    If a company really wanted to put money into advertising, they wouldn't use ms word art as a logo. That's just lazy

  6. esplonky

    kickin in the front seat!

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Gotta make your mind up!

  7. esplonky

    i should take a hard drive to ms. pilzner that has windows vista for the end of year bug project.

  8. esplonky

    It's nannerpus!

  9. esplonky

    Windows isnt a virus. Viruses actually do things.

    1. jetset

      jetset

      Only fools get viruses. Stay away from porn and torrent sites, and have an anti-virus program. Problem solved.

       

    2. HatefulGravey

      HatefulGravey

      Windows has a lot of PICNIC errors. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer!

    3. keilbaca

      keilbaca

      Windows does plenty of things... including games.

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  10. esplonky

    all the kids in math class play games on the computers when they finished their work. i create games when i'm done with my work.

  11. esplonky

    i CHANGED ALL THE fONTS ON MY COMPUTER TO sf ATARIAN sYSTEM (fONT USED IN THE ATARI LOGO) IM ATARI NERD :P

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      SF Atarian System has a number of inaccuracies, although it's close. You need to fix your CAPS LOCK key, too.

    2. esplonky

      esplonky

      i forgot i had it on, because SF Atarian is always caps on my computer and i was typing in all caps earlier.

  12. esplonky

    my arm hurts. stupid shots

  13. esplonky

    I like trains.

    1. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      I like ultra conservatives.

  14. esplonky

    so i kinda enjoyed geting a text from facebook every 10 seconds saying happy birthday lol, goodnight everyone, and thanks for your birthday wishes!

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Well, here's one more, although it's belated.

  15. esplonky

    Its pretty sad when your best friend forgets your birthday...

    1. zombiecraig

      zombiecraig

      I'm sorry, I don't know what to say to that. At least it's not as bad as Sixteen Candles? Yet? Happy birthday!

    2. SRGilbert

      SRGilbert

      I sleep with my best friend, so that would be pretty bad....

    3. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      SRGilbert, your Mom is your best friend? Ba da bing. :D Sorry, RT... I said it first!

  16. esplonky

    99% of people who hate macs have never put an effort into using

    1. jetset

      jetset

      What's a Linux?

       

    2. Sauron

      Sauron

      Yes, Macs are so horrible in how I can run OS X concurrently with an X Window server, or how most Linux apps are simply a recompile away from working just fine.

    3. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      if you have to "put an effort into using it" you can't really call it intuitive, now can you? :)

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  17. esplonky

    wish i had callouses on my right finger tips so i could play bass more often

    1. Cobra Commander

      Cobra Commander

      superglue.

  18. esplonky

    Crudely painted, not so funny, plywood cut-out folk art!

  19. esplonky

    "don't shoot me bro!" - Osama Bin Laden

  20. esplonky

    Got A PS3 today. playstation move beats kinect to the ground. it has smoother more lifelike movement, doesnt target a vase, or a ceiling fan, and is more fun

    1. moycon

      moycon

      Now if you could only connect to the PNS you'd be golden. Maybe some day.

    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      yes Move is so much better!I like mine :)

  21. esplonky

    Im listening to iron maiden, and we passed a road called "dickinson road"

  22. esplonky

    Happy star wars day! May the fourth be with you!

  23. esplonky

    "introducing, the fjärtzenpiipi"

  24. esplonky

    I remember 6th grade, a hug meant you were boyfriend/girlfriend, now 6th grader are pregnant??

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      When I was in 6th grade, the scummy kids were doing drugs, making out behind the school, and just generally acting like they were 23 year old trailer trash.

  25. esplonky

    In the movie 2012, it looks too hot to be december

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