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Swat night! if you read this you should come, its nerd night so come dressed as a nerd

God still loves me even if i dont fwd.

And sunday comes afterwards

Here's the thing about saying firetruck!

microsoft can't count, unless bill gates has 7 fingers, because windows 7 is their 10th OS

(: learned friday on guitar

Congrats to Mr. Bostick, he was not at school today because he had his bebeh

Pants sagging should be classified as indecent exposure

you're beautiful, and thats no lie, your finish is amazing, you sound like angels singing, you are my Casino.

On the bus. stupidest argument going on.

The first hoodwinked was bad enough, why did they even think to make a sequel?

Getting my cyst checked out today, infection in them sucks. Just want this thing out!

The greens at hawk golf course are really fast

went to happy cow today and watched belt sander races. gunna start doin that soon

Nothin to do tonite

Whats with all these weird kids putting tape on their mouth?

Smosh has more subscribers than fred, thank god!

24.6% of americans believe that 9/11 was done by bush. approx. 30% of americans don't go to, or graduate from college. sounds like there might be a connection in this.

after pre-ap biology, i will never want that great pilzner taste of bud light.

Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which seat should i take?

getting an atari 2600!!!!

yar's revenge or black ops?

a computer is not an instrument. so singers today, don't call yourself a musician unless you go natural without enhancers, and music made on a computer.

Great games only need one red button

tired