nopaybob

whoa!

Yeah do it. And get youself an 18 year old! LOL

In today's world a BJ is the same as a handshake for girls starting around 12 years old. It's already too late to care.

After that I suppose I'll tell her she's going have to wait till she's 18 before she can start dating or when I die whichever comes first.

Reminds me of an old joke about a man who climbed a mountain to talk to an old guru:

Man: "Wise one, please tell me ... what is the meaning of life?"

Guru: "Life ... is a rose."

Man: (incredulous) "That's it?! 'Life is a rose?'"

Guru: (surprised) "You mean it's not?"

(The moral of the story: even the "experts" don't know.)

Life is like a virtual reality game or an amusement park. We come here to experience what we can't on the other side. We can only know things over there, but we can't experience them. We keep coming back to the physical world because we love having experiences (good or bad).

Life is like a beanstalk, isn't it? (Extra points if you know what that's from!)