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  1. Our cat just had seven kittens! We think there is an 8th.

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    2. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      There only ended up being seven. We think the extra movement was just heartburn or gas.  Momma and the kittens are doing well. Now I need names besides the 7 dwarfs.

    3. carlsson


      Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Pride.

    4. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      Felicity, Temperance, Charity, Hustler, Patience, Amity, and Modesty        more ideas!

      Ace, Grace, Victor, Faith, Joy, Hope, Revel, Sally, Pokey, Fuji, Blitter, and just for fun Antic! or Frederick (Freddy)

  2. We don't talk about Amico. 

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Check your Facebook to see!

    3. GoldLeader




      Little hard to feel bad, when every legitimate criticism was met with  "Market Research" and "You don't know what you're talking about"...And every financial concern was hit with "We have large investors!!"


      Ummm...OK.   Where are they now?

    4. doctorclu


      @Albert there is always the Nuon.  :)

  3. Does anyone ever talk to Cortana?

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    2. Reaperman


      I'm pretty sure she's mostly there for listening rather than talking if you catch my drift. Maybe Alexa and Hey Google can keep her company somehow.  Like bringing furbys together.

    3. joeatari1


      No.  And I never talk to Bixby or Alexa either!

    4. Keatah


      Maybe could do a Buck Rogers' Computer Council.

  4. Ted gets so dirty!

  5. Momma, Momma. I'm tired of running around in circles. 

    Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. 

  6. Yoda: Dark it is, the other side.

    Luke: Shut up and eat your toast!

  7. When is Hasbro going to release the Omicron Transformer?

  8. We all want the Truth but the Truth might be too terrifying. 

    1. GoldLeader


      If you like horror movies,  nothing is too terrifying!  Bring on the truth!

    2. GoldLeader


      The Truth is     Big Macs are made of people aren't they?   Big Macs are people!   (Oh wait...Or was that Soylent Green?)

  9. Happy Life Day everyone. Have you hugged your wookiee today?

    1. joeatari1


      I did it all for the Wookie

      The Wookie

      So you can take that cookie

      And stick it in your pointy ear

      Stick it in your pointy ear...

  10. Picked up an XBox Series S from Best Buy today at retail price. 

  11. Picked up an XBox Series S from Best Buy today at retail price. 

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      I have seen them locally also but never an X.  Amazing how long MS/Sony hardware has been out of stock.  Nintendo must be selling a lot of switches also but seem to manage to keep them on the shelf. 

    2. GoldLeader
  12. If there are Transformers Sentinel Prime, Optimus Prime and Rodimus Prime, why is there no Amazon Prime?

    1. ClassicGMR
    2. ClassicGMR
    3. Tillek


      Because they shipped it UPS and it hasn't arrived yet.


  13. Disneyland removes Jessica Rabbit from Roger Rabbit ride because of her body. 

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    2. wongojack


      She's just drawn that way

    3. Keatah



    4. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I suppose they could've just Knick Knack'd her instead: https://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=1883

      That would probably look insanely weird though.

  14. What would Return of the Jedi be like if David Lynch directed it?

    1. GoldLeader


      It would probably be like if Oliver Stone directed Space Hunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone crossed with a Tim Burton version of Star Crash.

    2. Tickled_Pink


      It would probably be called "The Lynching of the Jedi" for starters.

  15. When you teach a wolf to mediate, it becomes aware wolf.

    1. GoldLeader


      Yes it does haha!    Topical because I will soon post in the movie thread about having seen The Wolf Man (1941)...

    2. Giles N

      Giles N

      If you teach it to media(.)te, unfortunately it becomes instead a care-wolf…


      (… sorry, don’t mean to be nitty-picky…, just couldn’t help myself… must be the quarter-part visible Moon doing it to me…)

  16. It's amazing how no one watches movies at the theater anymore. I went to see a movie last night and the theater was empty.

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I grew tired of movie theaters some years back, after seeing one-too-many films that were projected badly in a crappy theater. After that, I'd only go to really well run/maintained theaters (ArcLight, Dolby Cinema), and then only rarely (usually for big-screen blockbusters). There aren't any good theaters nearby, and they charge more, so it just became too much of a hassle even before the pandemic.

    3. thanatos


      (pre covid) The night before the last Avengers movie, I had bought the only seat so far for the showing, right in the middle.  Paired recliner seats, which clearly show as pairs on the website.

      I get to my seat and there is an entire family of 5 in the row, with someone in my seat.   I get there, show my ticket, and the mom makes her kid move out of my seat, and I would have sat next to her in the paired seat.  I think I said out loud "Are you fucking kidding me?"  Moved down one row where nobody was.  What the hell is wrong with people?

    4. doctorclu


      I tend to go to movies for the "Rocky Horror" experience myself.  So the clapping, the reactions, the shared experience.   And the popcorn, my wife likes the popcorn.



  17. Why does every ancient site such as Stonehenge have to with religious or calendar events? What will anthropologists think the Golden Arches are in the future?

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    2. ls650


      The serious answer to your question is that in a primitive agricultural society, planting your crops at the right time of the year is the difference between feast or famine.

    3. Rogerpoco


      Because they had to know the best times to PARTY!!!


    4. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      In the distant future when they see Taco Bell they'll wonder why we had and needed so many laxative dispensaries.


    Are rams called rams because they ram things or is the act of ramming called ramming because rams ram?

    1. IntelliMission




      (the name of the meme is "buzzkilling", I recommend searching more images of it, good fun)

    2. GoldLeader


      Personally I think they should go back to calling them Dodges.

    3. bluejay
  19. Analogue's Super NT goes on sale again today. As expected, you can't buy it since their site won't let you put it in the cart. Thanks bots! What idiots are running that site?

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    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      And this is why i don't even bother with Analogue 

    3. GoldLeader


      Glad you got one!!  I love Analogue stuff!  But yeah, their website selling out of stuff or not working,  is no fun.

    4. Hydro Thunder

      Hydro Thunder

      I thought about making the effort to get one as I dearly love my MegaSg... but decided that between my original hardware's solid composite output and my Snes Classic's 720p (with Hakchi), I'm in decent enough shape that it's not quite worth the $ and effort.  Now if they had it up for sale for several weeks, it would at least be on my radar in case it worked out right.  But getting a sudden email saying they're going on sale in a day and will sell out fast...just feels like unnecessary pressuring.  I again love my MegaSG... but come on Analogue, be professionals.  Make more, sell more, order more, sell more.  Give the customers what they want, make money, make everyone happy.  Not that hard when you have a sought after product.

  20. The kids are going back to in person full time high school on April 12th. Hooray!

    1. GoldLeader


      Get outa here Kids!  Yay!  Beat it punks!

  21. Today is the third day of the rest of your life.

  22. Good Journey.

    1. joeatari1


      Yes, yes it is.

    2. Cobra Kai

      Cobra Kai

      That's the song I was going to post! 

    3. joeatari1


      Great minds think alike.

  23. Who still has Spooky Fruit Loops in their pantry from Halloween?

    1. GoldLeader


      Well,  I've still got my Count Chocula...Close enough?

    2. atari2600land


      I kept just the box of Spooky Froot Loops with Marshmallows once. I still have it.

    3. save2600



      No Scary Fruit Loops, but I still have this unopened from a few years back.  🤣

  24. We are under a mandatory evac order due to a fire in our area. We are safe. Hopefully we can return home later today.

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