Master Phruby

What's "threaded"?

I looked it up. It's not as extreme as it sounds. I thought maybe it was a piercing made from thread that went in and out of your skin to cover the eyebrow.

Instead it's just a shaping technique that's supposed to be less painful than waxing. I mean, I guess it depends on your job, but if you have to look meticulous, then I guess it's fine? Or if you're a super-hairy beast who needs to look human. 

Forget that. Once you get your eyelids pierced with little bells on them, nobody will be looking at your eyebrows. With around 10 little bells on each eye clanging every time you blink, you'll be the talk of the town.