Mxyzptlk

In my latest video, I attempt to alienate all of the subscribers I have who don't share my philosophical beliefs. It was going to happen eventually anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDoO66TAKXw&list=PLy6ma7DxuLKzbcjXDZMGFXYutfKnNce2U&index=1

And the winner is...SAPPORO!

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.

i hate when people say money can't buy you happiness That might be true .....but money can buy a jet ski....ever seen a sad person on a jet ski??

RT @copano: Quiero que lean atentos lo que dije hoy en radio. Creo que muchos se sienten identificados. Fue muy de ciudadano: http://t.co/A…

GOD I F***ING HATE DUKE.

Temple of Doom sucks just about as bad as Crystal Skull, in retrospect.

Just wondering, but is the speech in Bagman all French or just gibberish? The synthesis combined with my lack of French language knowledge makes it hard to tell...

Just wondering, but is the speech in Bagman all French or just gibberish? The synthesis combined with my lack of French language knowledge makes it hard to tell...

Why won't anyone respond to me?!

You'd think there would be more maturity in a forum who's medium age is over 40 years old. The internet can be a fun place...

What happened to Celibate Cappuccino?

Apparently there's a big snowstorm over on the East Coast.

I think it's weird that I'm bothered when people on this site don't put their location on their profile.

Bring on Alabammy!!!

Walmart officially selling core PS4 $329. Use price match to buy from a retailer that isn't awful.

Another day, another Bill Cosby accuser http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/12/22/sammy-davis-jr-ex-mistress-says-bill-cosby-raped-her/20771895/

Embarrassed for Hollywood. Their pathetic surrender is undignified.

I'm watching a little of #Rudolph with the girls and I can't help but think what a jerk Santa is in it. Don't be different kids!

Ní bhfuil sí ariamh ag teacht

What happens when you die? The rest of the universe dies with you. There is no one to "observe" it into existence. And you are fully isolated from anyone or anything that can.

Is there a woman in America that Bill Cosby didn't rape?

oh joys of joys i've been tweeting for five years. I can't believe it.. #Twitterversary

Mr. Gorbachev - Tear down this wall!

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie To the hip hip hop and you don't stop The rock it to the bang bang boogie Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat