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I'll play Juno First... (Oooooooooo!!) 124,800

785,500 RND 32 MAM Spelled EXTEND twice... This game is an orgy of points...

TP - 83,000

Give her another... I'm stuck on the 19th floor. 664,420 Rnd 19 MAM

Classic Taito game here. 436,950 Rnd 19 MAM

Tip: Get ( x2 ) scoring when you spell G U Z Z L E R. You achieve a letter by killing bad guys. There is an imaginary column above each letter. Kill at least one in every column space to spell GUZZLER and earn 2x points thereafter, including end of round Bonus!

MO's usual goal of 6 figures has been attained. 123,170

I'm gonna join in on the Console Side Quest. This supergem from Sega has provided me with hours and hours of entertainment. It also has proven to me some of these console games stay fun forever. 'Ol Cynicaster and I have fond memories playing this in our parents basement in the early 90s. Fast forward to 2014. I was working out of town in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Each day I would take a bus to work, as my residense was about 30 to 40 minutes from the Agrium Potash jobsite. When working on the road, you can get lonely. To fill the void, each bus ride both to and from the jobsite would involve me playing Streets of Rage on my cellphone( I d/l'ed a copy) . You would think that after beating it once, even twice that you would put it down. Nope. I played every day for a couple of months!! It kept me entertained for longer than you would expect. Fast forward to 2023. I cracked open Streets of Rage yet again. It was still a blast to play! It will be a game I will never forget.

Wow. Guzzler is a hidden gem. Instant fun here. C'mon guys. You gotta try this one! Tehkan Ltd. knows how to produce fun!! A four-way joystick is recommended. M.O. to lead things off here: 67,330

9440 This one blows cock...

71,700 The bosses are actually tough on this game, unlike the 'piece of cake' bosses you encounter on RushnAttack... Shooting hostages is frustrating, but it is good because you have to strategically hold your fire so as to not shoot them. Hence you aren't just blindly button mashing. This is a good one from Konami. Iron Horse is also somewhat similar to this one, also built in 1986.

Killin it on this one, lotsa fun. 312,230 Round 13 MO!

Spell MUSTACHE for a balloon frenzy. 🎈 Go for the Green Balloons for letters! 236,440

'Stroids 41840 After about 80 credits, I mustered this crap score:

Mustache: Instant fun game. Gonna play this one some more, Bru... 112,720 MO

Damn. Hopefully we have a redemption round this year. Missed out on Dodgeball and ZK. @evan04 nic3 Mr. DO run!!

In er Cunt 125,900 2nd board reached after 50 or so attempts......

No kidding, this one is gritty. Fifteen attempts and I have yet to beat the 1st board. 34600

Wonder Boy 109390

MO is determined to take home the "Do" Crown. 135,500 Scene 12

ANTEATERS!! 111,940 - AFTER BOARD 11, THIS ONE HEATS UP QUICK!

Anteater 73200 Mr. Ooo 105,450

Ahhh, look at that group of gems. I can't wait to get my first gaming session in!

58190 Time to come thru, time to come do what MO does.....time to come make the news...

Side Quest This game seemed so awesome back in the 80s. Then I played the original arcade version and realized how bad this port really is. No score, one board and done, limited enemies. This game just sucks asscrack. It was a big 'swing and a miss.'