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  1. NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NOTICE. Your noting it has been noted. And it has been reported to the authorities.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      I didn't notice that you noticed me noticing your notice and put me on notice for the notice I noticed. Did you notice?

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Sign posted in the middle of a lake in the summer time: "ICE NOTICE: NOT ICE."

  2. If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between friends. -Pink Floyd

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      The best song on the album is Atom Heart Mother, though.

  3. Aaaghh! Today I turned 50!

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      This is a sad day for candles.

    3. LS_Dracon

      LS_Dracon

      Happy Birthday

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Don't sweat it! 50 is the new 38.

  4. Who IS in the kitchen with Dina, strumming on the ole banjo?

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      That would be me.

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I'm in the kitchen with Dinah, making baby gravy.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I think it's Steve Martin!

  5. Do sore thumbs _really_ stick out?

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      LOL...And how do we know deserted areas really exist?

    3. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      @GoldLeader: because all the trees in the forest fell down.

    4. xucaen

      xucaen

      My thumbs only get sore when I stick them out...

  6. Doctor Who Christmas show was solid gold and diamond. When all aligns and the sci fi British story has everything you need in entertainment. Action, adventure, explosions, humor, and heart-wrenching sadness!

    1. LLe

      LLe

      Absolutely right ... looking forward to see the next season in 2017!

  7. librarian (n.): A vestigial crypt keeper who may be useful if they possess a Wi-Fi password.

    1. AtariTexas

      AtariTexas

      ....and the congregation said "Aaaaameennn"

    2. chas10e

      chas10e

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!

    3. iesposta
  8. At work: "Everyone is so intense." Me: "I sleep in tents." Co-worker: "I speak in tense."

  9.  () () (>.<) (u u) (o o)O  .

  10. Just saw a commercial for Farxiga. "Do not take Farxiga if you are allergic to Farxiga." Really!? Soon companies won't be able to afford advertising because they have to say evey possible thing.

  11. "Max Profit. The name you want to touch." -Jarrod Schulz. "My check engine light has been on for years. Something definitely needs adjusted." -Jarrod Shulz

  12. "Max Profit. The name you want to touch." -Jarrod Schulz

  13. My New Year's Resolution is 40 x 176.

    1. CPUWIZ
    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Mine is 16x16, the Microvision's!

  14. Worrying is a misuse of imagination.

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    2. chas10e

      chas10e

      GREAT, one more thing to worry about

    3. chas10e

      chas10e

      GREAT, one more thing to worry about

    4. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I worry about posting the same thing twice in a row.

  15. Vacation! Reno, Nevada. Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. May & June.

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      The Outer Banks of NC is my favorite vacation spot. But I've never been to Hawaii or the beach in California.

       

  16. My fortune cookie says, "It's about time I got out of that cookie!" - No joke!

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    2. A_Locomotive

      A_Locomotive

      I once got one telling me I would meet a tall handsome man. I didn't and was thoroughly disappointed, had to return the dress and heels I bought just for the occasion.

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I wonder if there's one that says "Do not eat this slip of paper."

    4. iesposta

      iesposta

      Pic uploaded in gallery s

      "Status Art" :)

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