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I knew a girl who kept crabs in a bucket of water and carried them with her wherever she went. Then if anyone asked her out, she could say "No thanks. I have crabs."

Chaos or Control?

april fools today.. be wary of what you read online!

7,000 channels and nothin' on:

everytime I try accessing my steam account the log in page is corrupted and says "Not responding" anyone know how to fix this?

everytime I try accessing my steam account the log in page is corrupted and says "Not responding" anyone know how to fix this?

Urinal or beer cooler? http://t.co/tQRPCtrJ

wanted to pY for the hooker, but she bought me a taco?

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

"Up from the depths, thirty stories high, breathing fire, his head up in the sky, Godzilla, Godzilla, GODZILLA!!! And Godzooooookiiiiiii!"

Will you participate in Earth Hour on March 31st @ 8:30pm?

Val Kilmer is playing Mark Twain? Really Hollywood?

i just bought a vintage unopened wine bottle from 1958 LOL....should i open it and drink it? would it be safe? xoxo

Your such a looser. And your an itiot two.

Someone tell me a story!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

meh lol

Just tried a Doritos Locos Taco at Taco Bell -- them be good!

Sign in the men's locker room at LA Fitness: "Please do not be naked and/or shaving in the sauna." Sad that they would need that.

I have a cold. It won't go away. boo. #fb

Hello all Atari,Nintendo,Sony,SEGA,NEC & SNK Gaming Fans

Sign in the men's locker room at LA Fitness: "Please do not be naked and/or shaving in the sauna." Sad that they would need that.

I hate being alone. I need to find someone to share myself with. A loving caring person who doesn't mind a bit of a crazy person that will love and care for them until the day we part.

I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend but I am

*sigh*