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  1. Discover is one of those words that has a meaning but the average person thinks it has a different meaning(in this case the average person thinks discover means to find first but it does not).So a smart person who knows the REAL definition can benefit like make you believe that CC discovered America(how the average person thinks discover means which is to find first) when in actuality he found it long after the Native Americans discovered it

    1. Grig

      Grig

      sorry couldn't resist ...

  2. Power Rangers and TMNT had the best theme songs

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      What about the Facts of Life?

  3. Day 1: My journey to find the hood has started... wish me luck, Bye!

  4. Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano!

  5. What if Rick James had become the Hulk?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I thought he did every time he snorted coke?

  6. Kids these days are stupid kid:i was talking to my dad hes old i asked did he play skyrim as a kid it seems old and he loughed and told me to looj up atari....i feel soo soosososososoosos bad for him now

  7. Out to Lunch(SNES)+Diner(pinball)+Burgertime+Food fight+Tapper(arcade)+Ice cold beer(arcade)=TOTAL AWESOMENESS!

  8. Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall

    1. xucaen

      xucaen

      if you find a 7800 for dirt cheap, grab it!

  9. If you can't spell floccinaucinihilipilification get a life

    1. platinum_fox

      platinum_fox

      But I can't even spell antiestablishmentarianism :(

    2. Bixler

      Bixler

      Learned a new word today that I'll promptly forget tomorrow haha

  10. The grass isn't greener, it's browner

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      brown is the new green.

  11. SO! They laugh at my Boner, Will They?!.I'll show them how many boners The Joker can make

    1. DeputyMoniker

      DeputyMoniker

      ...that was no accident. They knew.

  12. -Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      F-ing giant alien children playing doll house with our homes pisses me off!

  13. Godzilla and Jet Jaguar VS. Optimus Prime and Voltron!.Who would pay to see this fight?

  14. I hate when people say Money can't buy you happiness.if I owned a Lamborghini,a mansion filled with a ton of arcade/pinball machines and every console/handheld made boxed I'd be happy as hell!

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    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      “Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” - David Lee Roth

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      good one!

       

    4. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      Where did that bullshit phrase come from? It's supposed to be "money can't buy you love," though Bunny Ranch disagrees.

  15. I'm calling conspiracy theory!

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    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      We all knew exactly what it was at one point, but it's been systematically erased from our memories.

       

      Don't try to find it again, either ... because to remember any portion of it, any word, will cause you pain ... terrible pain ... growing more terrible as you fight to remember ...

    3. xucaen

      xucaen

      meh, why would I want to know? I only asked because someone posted a status update on it. We need to squelch these rumor mongers while we can! Rise up! Let's take back the streets and..

    4. yell0w_lantern

      yell0w_lantern

      and hold on to the night?

  16. We could have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later. Or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later. Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them and I'll take the zucchini or I can take the pork and beans and you the zucchini so what will it be? Zucchini or pork and beans?

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      Is it Campbell's Pork & Beans?

    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      I'll take the check, please. ;-)

  17. This car may not look all that but for $6,800 AND it gets 84 miles to the gallon:SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-SawjhfwQk

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    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      How about the Arcimoto? http://www.arcimoto.com/

    3. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      much more and less MPG, no thanks

    4. xucaen

      xucaen

      the arcimoto is electric.

  18. And what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there? Who AAAARRRRR these people?

    1. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      I think it's for diabetic needles

       

    2. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      Didn't Jerry Seinfeld say something like this on Family Guy?

  19. Don't you wish your girlfriend was got like Bea

  20. Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding-Betty White

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      lol. Good point..

  21. My new rap album: Poet Laureate

  22. Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do...

    1. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      ...suddenly I hear birds chirping for some reason...

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      Suddenly I hear a huge ever pulsating brain that rules from the center of the ultraworld.

       

  23. Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do...

  24. Ba de ya, say do you remember Ba de ya, dancing in September Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day

  25. ⓘ'ⓜ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓑⓐⓓ ⓖⓤⓨ ⓦⓗⓞ ⓜⓐⓚⓔⓢ ⓕⓤⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓟⓔⓞⓟⓛⓔ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓓⓘⓔ

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      But I thought Darwin award winners deserved it? That's what I was told.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat.

    3. Random Terrain
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