xDragonWarrior

Discover is one of those words that has a meaning but the average person thinks it has a different meaning(in this case the average person thinks discover means to find first but it does not).So a smart person who knows the REAL definition can benefit like make you believe that CC discovered America(how the average person thinks discover means which is to find first) when in actuality he found it long after the Native Americans discovered it

Power Rangers and TMNT had the best theme songs

Day 1: My journey to find the hood has started... wish me luck, Bye!

Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano!

What if Rick James had become the Hulk?

Kids these days are stupid kid:i was talking to my dad hes old i asked did he play skyrim as a kid it seems old and he loughed and told me to looj up atari....i feel soo soosososososoosos bad for him now

Out to Lunch(SNES)+Diner(pinball)+Burgertime+Food fight+Tapper(arcade)+Ice cold beer(arcade)=TOTAL AWESOMENESS!

Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall

If you can't spell floccinaucinihilipilification get a life

The grass isn't greener, it's browner

SO! They laugh at my Boner, Will They?!.I'll show them how many boners The Joker can make

-Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Godzilla and Jet Jaguar VS. Optimus Prime and Voltron!.Who would pay to see this fight?

I hate when people say Money can't buy you happiness.if I owned a Lamborghini,a mansion filled with a ton of arcade/pinball machines and every console/handheld made boxed I'd be happy as hell!

I'm calling conspiracy theory!

We could have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later. Or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later. Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them and I'll take the zucchini or I can take the pork and beans and you the zucchini so what will it be? Zucchini or pork and beans?

This car may not look all that but for $6,800 AND it gets 84 miles to the gallon:SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-SawjhfwQk

And what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there? Who AAAARRRRR these people?

Don't you wish your girlfriend was got like Bea

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding-Betty White

My new rap album: Poet Laureate

Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do...

Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do...

Ba de ya, say do you remember Ba de ya, dancing in September Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day

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