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  1. xDragonWarrior

    It is - statistically - practically impossible that anyone alive today has **no** incestuous ancestry. To put that another way: every single human has ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents...probably lots and lots and lots of ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      Some people are just plain hot! What you gonna do?

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Considering we all came from one set of parents, that's pretty much a given.

    3. Andrew Davie

      Andrew Davie

      What, DoctorTom... Adam and Eve? LOL

  2. xDragonWarrior

    how you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Ask Janet Maddox Goree.

    2. DeputyMoniker

      DeputyMoniker

      By standing on the wall?

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Get your back up off the wall!

  3. xDragonWarrior

    Oh shut up "Hammer" STOP trying to stay relevant:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Qc5dIe1-I

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      You need a space before the "https" part for the link to work.

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      works for me without a space

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      It isn't working as a clickable link for me.

  4. xDragonWarrior

    keep spending checks on porn,living in a wankers paradise

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      You pay for pr0n? I just use an ad blocker, personally.

    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Paying for porn like it's 1997' Stream it boss!!!

    3. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      It was a parody of Gangsters Paradise(Pastime Paradise) that I made up(in case you guys really thought I pay for porn)

  5. xDragonWarrior

    spy kids blow crocodile dundee in los angeles

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I don't want to know ...

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      "Now THAT'S a g'day, mate!"

    3. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      it was on a movie sign

  6. xDragonWarrior

    Here's a horoscope for everyone: Aquarius: You're gonna die Capricorn: You're gonna die Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE Leo: You're gonna die Scorpio: You're gonna die

    1. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      wouldn't the Gemini die twice?

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      that's what i said

       

    3. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      yeah you sure did. looks like i read it too fast TWICE lol

  7. xDragonWarrior

    But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing No matter what a stripper says There's no sex in the Champagne Room NONE

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      My friend Benjamin begs to differ!

    2. jetset

      jetset

      Try tipping with more than $1 bills. :P

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I told them that you were a eunuch before you got there.

  8. xDragonWarrior

    Burgertime+Food Fight+Diner(pinball)+Out To Lunch=awesome Videogame combo!

    1. FujiSkunk

      FujiSkunk

      Don't forget an Ice Cold Beer on the side.

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      ah yeah,that's what I forgot.

    3. WispFollower

      WispFollower

      Ice Cold Beer is one of the greatest arcade games I have ever played.. I was fortunate enough to encounter one at the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas.. That place is amazing!

  9. xDragonWarrior

    Theres a working Columns arcade cab in my state for only $150 but 1unfortunately it is 2hrs and 59m away

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      The real question is do you have the skills and patience to maintain an arcade cab? I don't :)

    2. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      i drove almost 4 hours each way for my Double Dragon cabinet.

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I'd be willing to drive two hours and fifty-nine minutes for a Columns cab. But three hours? No way.

  10. xDragonWarrior

    ♬All I Want For Christmas Is You♬ ♪♬

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Yeah, I'll take Mariah Carey prancing around in that Santa outfit, please! :)

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      great minds think alike

  11. xDragonWarrior

    If you can't spell floccinaucinihilipilification get a life

    1. platinum_fox

      platinum_fox

      But I can't even spell antiestablishmentarianism :(

    2. Bixler

      Bixler

      Learned a new word today that I'll promptly forget tomorrow haha

  12. xDragonWarrior

    We could have a little pork and beans now and a little zucchini later. Or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later. Or if you like the pork and beans, you can have them and I'll take the zucchini or I can take the pork and beans and you the zucchini so what will it be? Zucchini or pork and beans?

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      Is it Campbell's Pork & Beans?

    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      I'll take the check, please. ;-)

  13. xDragonWarrior

    And what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there? Who AAAARRRRR these people?

    1. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      I think it's for diabetic needles

       

    2. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      Didn't Jerry Seinfeld say something like this on Family Guy?

  14. xDragonWarrior

    Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do...

    1. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      ...suddenly I hear birds chirping for some reason...

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      Suddenly I hear a huge ever pulsating brain that rules from the center of the ultraworld.

       

  15. xDragonWarrior

    So I put my hands up, they're playin' my song The butterflies fly away I'm noddin' my head like Yeah! Movin' my hips like Yeah!

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Who's that chick who's rockin kicks? She's gotta be from out of town...

    2. BalloonFighter

      BalloonFighter

      Interrogating the scum of the earth, we'll break 'em by the break of day.

  16. xDragonWarrior

    See people wearing Atari shirts and have Gameboy Iphone cases at my school... Probably the only one who knows what Atari and a Gameboy is

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      It sometimes annoys me when I see Atari shirts and other so-called geek/nerd/hacker "regalia" on people who are obviously not any of the above. They seem to want that reputation without having to do the hard work required to earn it.

    2. ilovethevectrex

      ilovethevectrex

      i completely agree with you jay

  17. xDragonWarrior

    how come everyone loves raymond but everybody hates chris?

    1. AtariLeaf

      AtariLeaf

      I always hated raymond but loved lucy

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I like Ike.

  18. xDragonWarrior

    Just picked up a Double Dribble arcade cab for $100 on Craigslist!

    1. AtariBrian

      AtariBrian

      Wow ... does it fully work ? That would be a killer deal if it does .

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      yes and in great shape

  19. xDragonWarrior

    I now go by the name "The Videogame Historian"

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      So no more xDragonWarrior?

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      wait...xDragonWarrior,the Videogame historian!

  20. xDragonWarrior

    if you are what you eat...does that mean Cannibals are the only humans?

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      You'd think zombies would be really smart.

    2. NinSEGA

      NinSEGA

      I read that as cannabis.

  21. xDragonWarrior

    "any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy,you hear me?"

    1. StanJr

      StanJr

      Twenty grand you say...?

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      lol

  22. xDragonWarrior

    Fred Sanford:"ain't nothin' on earth uglier than a 90-year-old white woman"

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      That was from Season 1-Episode 1 of Sanford & Son. When Lamont had that porcelain statue from that 90-year old woman (which Lamont though she was that age).

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      A 90 year old white man.

  23. xDragonWarrior

    Krafttwerk=Twerking with Kraft cheese

    1. skosh

      skosh

      Kraft makes cheese??

       

    2. jmetal88

      jmetal88

      http://www.kraftfoodsgroup.com/Brands/largest-brands/brands-K/Pages/kraft-natural-cheese.aspx
  24. xDragonWarrior

    New objective:buy a small roller coaster http://www.intermarkridegroup.com/roller-coasters/wildcat-rc1311

    1. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Real men collect roller coasters.

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      LOL

  25. xDragonWarrior

    *Looks In the sky*..."The Simpsons"

    1. BrianC

      BrianC

      That would be funny if that happened for real. It could be cool if names of places in large letters actually appeared when you arrived somewhere like they do in Fringe.

    2. OBO

      OBO

      and you had your own theme song that plays when you enter a room, like in Wrestling.

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