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  1. ♬All I Want For Christmas Is You♬ ♪♬

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Yeah, I'll take Mariah Carey prancing around in that Santa outfit, please! :)

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      great minds think alike

  2. When many members here at AA are old enough to be your grandparents, what does this mean to you

    1. jetset

      jetset

      Get off my lawn!

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      It means you are used to seeing kids having kids.

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      No, it means that kids have no age.

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  3. how come everyone loves raymond but everybody hates chris?

    1. AtariLeaf

      AtariLeaf

      I always hated raymond but loved lucy

    2. jaybird3rd
  4. If you had an uncle named Jack, and he was stuck on a telephone pole, would you help your uncle Jack off?

    1. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      That's how you heard that old joke? In my youth, it was always, "If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?" A little more twisted, I think.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Much better, you get the joke and an entire prepositional phrase.

    3. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      I will strangle you.

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  5. spy kids blow crocodile dundee in los angeles

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I don't want to know ...

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      "Now THAT'S a g'day, mate!"

    3. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      it was on a movie sign

  6. Just picked up a Double Dribble arcade cab for $100 on Craigslist!

    1. AtariBrian

      AtariBrian

      Wow ... does it fully work ? That would be a killer deal if it does .

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      yes and in great shape

  7. I now go by the name "The Videogame Historian"

    1. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      So no more xDragonWarrior?

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      wait...xDragonWarrior,the Videogame historian!

  8. If God wanted you to eat Puerto Rican Food, he would have lined your stomach with Pepto Bismol.

  9. I can't believe that the topic of "is Wii U weaker than last gen?" is STILL being brought up today. It's ridiculous. This is all factual, and this is as far as analysis can go. As you can see, it's not even in the MIDDLE between 7th generation hardware and 8th generation hardware, it's JUST BEHIND the PS4/Xbox One. I don't get where these fools are coming from with these questions.

    1. Amstari

      Amstari

      Technically it might be behind PS4/Xbone but they wont have Mario 3D World, Mario Kart, Zelda or Smash Bros. so to be me the Wii U is superior!

    2. R.Bear

      R.Bear

      It's known that the Wii-U has a very bad CPU, possibly worse off than the PS3's.

       

      The GPU in that thing is a lot better than either previous generation system, so the PS3/360 aren't really capable of what the Wii-U does graphically. The Wii-U GPU supports a more modern feature set.

    3. Classic Pac

      Classic Pac

      The Wii U is a perfect example of when people demand innovation, they just won't buy it.

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  10. one day a lady was inside of an elevator and she had to fart really bad. She thought to herself, 'What am I going to do if someone comes in and smells it. I'm going to be so embarrassed.' Then she thought, 'If I spray this can of pine air freshener no one will ever know what I did.' So she farted and one floor later a biker stepped in and the lady said, "What does it smell like in here?" The biker replied, "It smells like someone **** a Christmas tree."

    1. phattyboombatty

      phattyboombatty

      hehe I too am stoned right now heheheee

  11. Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone-Redd Foxx

  12. if you are what you eat...does that mean Cannibals are the only humans?

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      You'd think zombies would be really smart.

    2. NinSEGA

      NinSEGA

      I read that as cannabis.

  13. Just got a Popeye arcade cab off Ebay for $170

  14. please tell me Why My car is in the front yard, and I'm Sleeping with my clothes on Came in through the window last night And your gone

    1. Classic Pac

      Classic Pac

      and there is an animal costume next to me on the floor.

  15. Interior crocodile alligator,I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    1. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      Man haven't heard that in forever.

  16. lĭdĭgĭ!(Hello) I'm learning an extinct language:Aka-Bo

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Learn Klingon. I wish I could learn a language.

  17. this should replace the national Anthem

  18. It's crazy how we go from Rapper's Delight to this Lil wayne Future auto tune shit

  19. Sega VR>Oculus Rift>Sony head mounted display

    1. R.Bear

      R.Bear

      I lost interest in Oculus after they sold out to Facebook...

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      ahh I forgot about the ever great Virtual Boy

    3. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      I won't use anything associated with Facebook. Hate that mop any with a fiery passion.. On the flip side the only thing that might interest me in a ps4 is if they release a vt headset for it

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  20. Where did you learn to fly?

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Who needs to learn? All I need is a cape and some allergy medicine from the 1970s.

    2. 2600 Forever

      2600 Forever

      In the parking lot of a Grateful Dead concert.

    3. TheGameCollector
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  21. Now your Nes can feel happy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfSHXaCpow

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I don't want my nes to be happy. I hate nes!

       

  22. Crime dosen't pay...unless you rob a bank

  23. ▂ฺ ▃ฺ ▄ฺ ▅ฺ ▆ฺ ▇ฺ █ Can you hear me now?

  24. .the weathergirl said tonight she was expecting 8 inches and I thought "Not with that face

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      Sometimes the body is all that you need. :)

    2. retrorussell
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