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  1. xDragonWarrior

    if you are what you eat...does that mean Cannibals are the only humans?

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      You'd think zombies would be really smart.

    2. NinSEGA

      NinSEGA

      I read that as cannabis.

  2. xDragonWarrior

    If you can't spell floccinaucinihilipilification get a life

    1. platinum_fox

      platinum_fox

      But I can't even spell antiestablishmentarianism :(

    2. Bixler

      Bixler

      Learned a new word today that I'll promptly forget tomorrow haha

  3. xDragonWarrior

    If you had an uncle named Jack, and he was stuck on a telephone pole, would you help your uncle Jack off?

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    2. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      That's how you heard that old joke? In my youth, it was always, "If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?" A little more twisted, I think.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Much better, you get the joke and an entire prepositional phrase.

    4. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      I will strangle you.

  4. xDragonWarrior

    Interior crocodile alligator,I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    1. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      Man haven't heard that in forever.

  5. xDragonWarrior

    It is - statistically - practically impossible that anyone alive today has **no** incestuous ancestry. To put that another way: every single human has ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents...probably lots and lots and lots of ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents

  6. xDragonWarrior

    It is - statistically - practically impossible that anyone alive today has **no** incestuous ancestry. To put that another way: every single human has ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents...probably lots and lots and lots of ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents

  7. xDragonWarrior

    It is - statistically - practically impossible that anyone alive today has **no** incestuous ancestry. To put that another way: every single human has ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents...probably lots and lots and lots of ancestors who were the children of incestuous parents

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      Some people are just plain hot! What you gonna do?

    2. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Considering we all came from one set of parents, that's pretty much a given.

    3. Andrew Davie

      Andrew Davie

      What, DoctorTom... Adam and Eve? LOL

  8. xDragonWarrior

    It's crazy how we go from Rapper's Delight to this Lil wayne Future auto tune shit

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    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      Rapper's Delight certainly is not shitty

    3. roadrunner

      roadrunner

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs
    4. jetset

      jetset

      LOL! That was funny.

  9. xDragonWarrior

    It's not pizza it's a porno lol! http://fotoninja.nl/uploads/images/its-not-delivery-1344288002.jpg

    1. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      Funny what people come up with from a commercial

       

  10. xDragonWarrior

    Just got a Popeye arcade cab off Ebay for $170

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    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      nice deal!

       

    3. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      How about some photos of it!

    4. Austin

      Austin

      Nice score!! :)

  11. xDragonWarrior

    Just picked up a Double Dribble arcade cab for $100 on Craigslist!

    1. AtariBrian

      AtariBrian

      Wow ... does it fully work ? That would be a killer deal if it does .

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      yes and in great shape

  12. xDragonWarrior

    keep spending checks on porn,living in a wankers paradise

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      You pay for pr0n? I just use an ad blocker, personally.

    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Paying for porn like it's 1997' Stream it boss!!!

    3. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      It was a parody of Gangsters Paradise(Pastime Paradise) that I made up(in case you guys really thought I pay for porn)

  13. xDragonWarrior

    Kids these days are stupid kid:i was talking to my dad hes old i asked did he play skyrim as a kid it seems old and he loughed and told me to looj up atari....i feel soo soosososososoosos bad for him now

  14. xDragonWarrior

    Krafttwerk=Twerking with Kraft cheese

    1. skosh

      skosh

      Kraft makes cheese??

       

    2. jmetal88

      jmetal88

      http://www.kraftfoodsgroup.com/Brands/largest-brands/brands-K/Pages/kraft-natural-cheese.aspx
  15. xDragonWarrior

    lĭdĭgĭ!(Hello) I'm learning an extinct language:Aka-Bo

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Learn Klingon. I wish I could learn a language.

  16. xDragonWarrior

    Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall

    1. xucaen

      xucaen

      if you find a 7800 for dirt cheap, grab it!

  17. xDragonWarrior

    Logic mother******! Do you use it?

  18. xDragonWarrior

    Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do...

  19. xDragonWarrior

    Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful Makin' love with you is all I wanna do...

    1. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      ...suddenly I hear birds chirping for some reason...

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      Suddenly I hear a huge ever pulsating brain that rules from the center of the ultraworld.

       

  20. xDragonWarrior

    Minnie Riperton>Mariah Carey

  21. xDragonWarrior

    My new rap album: Poet Laureate

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Link?

  22. xDragonWarrior

    my new RnB album:Love Heals A Broken Heart

  23. xDragonWarrior

    New objective:buy a small roller coaster http://www.intermarkridegroup.com/roller-coasters/wildcat-rc1311

    1. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Real men collect roller coasters.

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      LOL

  24. xDragonWarrior

    Now your Nes can feel happy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfSHXaCpow

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I don't want my nes to be happy. I hate nes!

       

  25. xDragonWarrior

    Oh shut up "Hammer" STOP trying to stay relevant:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Qc5dIe1-I

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      You need a space before the "https" part for the link to work.

    2. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      works for me without a space

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      It isn't working as a clickable link for me.

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