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  1. Why don't the Harlem Globetrotters win every NBA championship? They seem so dominant in the sport.

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I've often wondered why the Globetrotters aren't in the NBA.

    3. Joe C.

      Joe C.

      They are, they're called the Warriors :)

    4. CPUWIZ
  2. It would never have occurred to me to like and subscribe if the video hadn't told me.

    1. Inky

      Inky

      What is the exchange rate on likes vs. prayers?

  3. So is MAME going to emulate those new robotic sex dolls?

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    2. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      another reason to dislike emulation discovered.. and I don't suggest anyone go there...

    3. NE146

      NE146

      You talking about Boonga Boonga?

    4. Csonicgo

      Csonicgo

      Billy Mitchell would like a word.

  4. I need to stop putting important things away in a safe place, because then I will never, ever, find them again.

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    2. MegaManFan

      MegaManFan

      On the other hand you could be long me and suddenly find two TurboGrafx games you forgot you had!

    3. GoldLeader
    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Also I forgot where I put those pills that are supposed to help me not forget where I put things...(jk)

  5. I scored 5.49 in Dragster, but I admit I was using steroids at the time.

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I score 5.49 every time I play. But but the stupid timer keeps running after I'm done driving.

    3. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      My Dragster score is bigger than yours!!! :-P I could do it in 30 seconds while you fetch me a beer

    4. GoldLeader
  6. To be fair, if Winnie Cooper was my girlfriend, I might be driven into that sort of insanity too. That girl is as cold as ice!

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    2. Eltigro

      Eltigro

      Apparently I'm going to have to Google Fred Savage... I have no idea what is going on.

    3. ls650

      ls650

      Winnie The Pooh?

    4. Keatah

      Keatah

      That floozie? Heh

  7. And another thing, as God is my witness, I will never play Super Mario Bros. 3 again!

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    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      ^ C'est magnifique!

    3. supercoupe91

      supercoupe91

      So sorry to hear about your loss

    4. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Lol. What does Corey Feldman's alleged activities have to do with the creators of that game?

  8. Fred Savage is dead to me. My VHS copy of The Wizard is going into the fireplace tonight.

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    2. Bodyshots

      Bodyshots

      Getting paid off happens all the time. Why would you pay a potential 5 years plus in lawyers fees versus a settlement that may only be what it would cost you for that lawyer for 1 year?

       

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      To be fair, that's where The Wizard belonged in the first place.

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Of course, we don't know what exactly happened but I guess he held her hand and asked for an affair. He was 17. Sounds like puppy love or something. Not that it wasn't distressing for the woman.

  9. NHL 94 last man standing Jaromir Jagr placed on waivers. This might be the end.

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      How many people from NHL 95 are there left? Any?

  10. Crazed, insane man wears 3 pants and wraps self in woollen blanket to avoid freezing to death while driving Tesla. http://atariage.com/forums/topic/273568-chevygm-canceling-the-volt-hybrid-by-2022/?p=3946489

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    2. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      or others like them too much, be careful BillyHW be careful

    3. Albert

      Albert

      @GoldLeader, yes, that's exactly what people would be doing if they weren't trying for a record.

    4. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      Not that it matters, but do the math... just do the math...

      at those temps...

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Yep, just like flu shots are causing a wide spread outbreak of the flu. Because, FaceBook, or should I say FakeBook?

    2. Albert

      Albert

      As I posted in the thread, this article is bullshit. You can read Tesla's response in the thread.

  11. This touch bar is great. Everything that used to take one button press now takes two or three!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      Keeping you in the loop more than ever!

       

  12. New Mac. Finally get to use OpenEmu. What else have I been missing?

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    2. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      I've got 16GB RAM/

    3. cybercylon

      cybercylon

      What kind of new Mac (and that Apple commercial of the kid asking "what's a computer?" really grates on me.

    4. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Macbook Pro.

  13. When we were kids, we were so poor we had to eat our Tide out of a box.

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    2. save2600

      save2600

      we always had to wait for the dry cleaners next door to throw away their 5 gallon bleach containers. Would pour out what we could and used a turkey baster to suck up the rest. Now those were the days!

    3. zylon

      zylon

      We had to do our wash out-tide because we had no room to do it in-tide.

    4. ColecoGamer

      ColecoGamer

      Tid-el wave!!!

  14. A debit machine slip is not a receipt.

    1. StanJr

      StanJr

      Well, technically it is a receipt of your transaction with the debit machine, is it not?

       

    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      If I don't like my money can I return it for a refund? :D

    3. moycon

      moycon

      It's the very definition of a receipt..."a written acknowledgment of having received, or taken into one's possession, a specified amount of money, goods, etc."

  15. Thursday I don't care about you.

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    2. Eltigro

      Eltigro

      I never could get the hang of Thursdays...

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Always bring a towel...And...42!!

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I know...The Cure not The Guide...But still...42

  16. Is there anything left for JJ Abrams to ruin?

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    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      wait a minute.. wait. a. minute. ...that could work... :D

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      A "Back to the Future" remake? Blasphemer!

    4. SlidellMan

      SlidellMan

      I think we owe Robert Zemeckis and Frank Booth an apology.

  17. I looked up the definition of irony in the dictionary and found the Google corporate motto.

  18. Understanding the performance impact of Spectre and Meltdown mitigations on Windows Systems: http://atariage.com/forums/topic/273874-some-kinda-latent-bug-in-intel-processors-discovered/?p=3931573

  19. For a good time, call Jenny: 867-5309.

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    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      LOL ok I know that song just not the quote.

    3. HoshiChiri

      HoshiChiri

      The 'Hold' function at work requires a phone number on the tags, and the computer won't let 1234 go- so Jenny holds a lot of crap where I work.

    4. Swami

      Swami

      @Atarian7 - I assume you don't know what the song is about then?

  20. Flying these days is so degrading. Had to take off my belt at security and pants were falling down.

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Some people just don't like Game Gear games. I don't know why. They're in color.

    3. yell0w_lantern

      yell0w_lantern

      I've found that even once you board the plane, it's fairly common to be treated like trash by the flight attendants.

       

    4. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      TSA pre... half the time you still gotta go through the crap.... for whatever the reason...

  21. Is there any way to specifically test for only upload (and not download) packet loss?

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    2. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      https://www.pingplotter.com/products/free.html

      sometimes after reset button withing first few moments you can get in other menus but not for long

      192.168.100.1

    3. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      using your run of the mill router..

      you didn't specify what hitron no details so enjoy the generic answers

    4. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Pingplotter doesn't separate the upload packet loss from the download packet loss. The modem is CGNM-3552-ROG

  22. So maybe if I take all the brands of allergy meds at once, one of them is sure to work!

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    2. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      That's what I take, generic Zrytec. It's like 15 bucks for a year supply at Costco. Kirkland brand. The other ones don't work for me

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Claritin works well enough for me, but it isn't the strongest option out there, and it seems that you have to take it for two or three days before it begins to have an effect.

    4. carlsson

      carlsson

      My former family doctor was afraid of seeing blood, but specialized in allergies. Unfortunately (?) I'm not aware that I'm allergic to anything, so I never got to test his skills.

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