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  1. The 2600 makes an appearence on page 40 of this months Mad magazine ( #429 May 2003 )

     

    THINGS THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY READ IN THE REVIEW OF THE VIDEO GAME YOUR PARENTS JUST GAVE YOU...

     

    " In more advanced stages, the game moves so fast you'll have to limit yourself to only three Bingo cards "

     

    "...and by level three, the yodeling may prove too intense for younger gamers."

     

    "...awesome parallel parking simulation! "

     

    "...basic requirements include a PS2 Network Adapter and a working command of the Dewey Decimal System..."

     

    " For her latest mission, Lara Croft dons a traditional burqa..."

     

    "...endorsed by Senator Joseph Lieberman! "

     

    "...Karaoke Challenge is close-captioned for the hearing impaired..."

     

    " Unfortunately, all the cheat codes do is give you a bird's-eye view of Super Mario's ass crack..."

     

    " Rated one of the top-ten Gilmore Girls-themed games by Teen People magazine! "

     

    " After 20 minutes of play, you'll believe you really ARE one of the Three Tenors! "

     

    and my favorite...

     

    " The ONLY 'Jared from Subway' game on the market! "

     

    :)


  2. I can remember walking about a mile to this Donut shop that had a new Donkey Kong sit-down game when DK first came out.

    Everytime I would get there with my dollar or two, there was this older jerk who allways had a roll of quarters scattered on the game.

    "Looks like it's gonna be a while" he would say to anyone who would put a quarter or two on the machine.

    This guy was on welfare and had nothing better to do than drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and be a game-hog.

    I allmost feel bad for killing him :)


  3. I have three daughters ( two are 7, one is 13 ).

    They will play ANYTHING with the Mario or Zelda cast in it ( and kick my butt ).

    I can't get them interested in the older systems tho :(

    When they were younger they liked Surround and Taz.

    They also enjoyed watching that little guy go splat in Human Cannonball.


  4. Carnival has lots of duckies and bunnies.

    Rabbit Transit by Starpath

    Deadly Duck by 20th Century Fox

    Eggomania by U.S.Games

    Adventure has the first "Easter Egg" ever ( not to mention the three giant ducks that chase you around ) :ponder:


  5. When I first started, I remember Ebay had an awesome tutorial to show you exactly what to do, step by step.

    If you're listing a cheaper item, keep your listing prices low ( they have a lot of options, that can make their fees get pretty high ).

    You'd be surprised of the quality pictures you can make with only a scanner ( just throw that beany baby right on there ).

    Finally, just research everything.

    You'll find out easily what's selling and what's not ( use the "Watch this Item" feature ).

    Good Luck

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