Nutsy Doodleheimer

Don't forget to visit Giordano's for some awesome deep-dish pizza!

Where are you travelling from?  Galloping Ghost is a great arcade (Chicago has a few), but along the way you might have some great check-ins if we know the general route.  

I travel a ton for work over the last 20 years, can recommend a few arcades/video game stops in any destination.

When I used to volunteer at the YMCA we called them "fouls".

If there is a "foul" in the pool everyone must vacate. 

Crazy thing is "foul" is also used for cases of puke.

You never know what you're gonna get 'til you

see it first hand

lol... I think someone already 'vacated' in order for the foul to be called .... oh no everybody saw the foul and now they're all vacating top and bottom too!  So foul!

I found the linked page in the archive:

https://web.archive.org/web/20071112105146/http://www.zug.com/scrawl/deathmatch/index02.html

You die.

lol!! greaT!

That and a brown- stained mattress.

How about this year load up on beans, then EVERYONE can enjoy the secret Santa gift!

Based on a true story?

Was it at least a perfect submarine?

Never pegged you as a romantic.

BM at the DQ! LOL

Could you head towards Wisconsin to shit and smear shit on the walls at a particular restaurant? Explosive diarrhea is a plus.

Even better when you read it in Marty McFly's voice.

I heard McFly's voice too! Until I got to the Wilford Brimley part and then reheard it in his voice...

A Mountain Dew Baja Blast will cure all your worries!

He's a Brave Man too! Your boss...

That could be grounds for lodging a harassment complaint.

Nope. Nor have I played with my Nutsy Doodleheimer.

No, but somewhere out there, you know that Janet Maddox Goree has!

I played my Atati back in 89

shit. I thought I killed you

5200 one still on my list.

I Hunger!

So was this just a joke or ...

A joke. But years back I did get pulled over for doing 97 in a 60.

I figured ... LOL

How does a mathematician deal with constipation? ... He works it out with a pencil.

LOL @ both

Chat works fine for me.

Not that I think anyone should post this kind of language, but somehow, the "f***ing chat" meltdown doesn't work as well without the profanity.

Janet Maddox Goree says "Atati Age Chat Rooms are for Corn fanatics and Hello Kitty" now go sleep out in the cold

I've seen people put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar then sit around eating it with a spoon. Not as gross, but still pretty gross.

Also, Carlsson, I'm surprised at how many people don't remember that story. I was telling someone about it the other day and they had no clue. It was pretty big news at the time. oh well...

How can one forget a story about someone travelling 900 miles wearing an adult diaper just to avoid having to stop for a toilet break? (but alas that wasn't the case)

Jackass really did this stunt about the chocolate diaper.

Anybody ever consider fixing the Genesis version of the game? It's so close to the arcade version, but a few things hold it back.

"Now that's cruising!"

Anyone else use Nitro Boost at the finish line?

Always!!

This will not end well.....

Uh oh...

I had three fiery Doritos Locos tacos for lunch.

Apparently.

Atari PAC-MAN Fan, I get it. Hotel Mario

So ...Talking toasters? Making toasts? I guess they'd also be drinking toasters after the toast...Am I close on any of this?

And you'll take notes if ya know what's good for ya!

A Browns fan is what?

Ooo Lemme try! A Browns fan is like an upside down Vikings fan, dipped in meth, and left to die naked in the rust belt...Oh, except less charming.

Mr. Hankey?

When you gotta go ya gotta go.

Is that you, Steve Mnuchin?

The very next day, you gave it away

This year, to save you from tears, I'll go and fart in a bottle.

I'll fart in a fruitcake. It'll last longer.

I think the Ataribox- Taco thread will be another epic thread.

Great, now I made myself look like an idiot!!

I was still looking at the forums as a guest back then!

Those aren't pillows!

"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!"

Those aren't PILLOWS! YAAAAHH!!!