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  1. Booked a trip to Chicago for April 18th until the 22nd. 915 mile roadtrip just to go to Galloping Ghost Arcade and the basement there.

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Don't forget to visit Giordano's for some awesome deep-dish pizza!

    2. RetroAdvisoryBoard

      RetroAdvisoryBoard

      Where are you travelling from?  Galloping Ghost is a great arcade (Chicago has a few), but along the way you might have some great check-ins if we know the general route.  

       

      I travel a ton for work over the last 20 years, can recommend a few arcades/video game stops in any destination.

  2. Always remember, if you feel powerless, worthless, and unworthy. Just remember that one single turd of yours can shut down a whole water park.

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    2. wongojack
    3. Shawn

      Shawn

      When I used to volunteer at the YMCA we called them "fouls".

      If there is a "foul" in the pool everyone must vacate. 

      Crazy thing is "foul" is also used for cases of puke.

      You never know what you're gonna get 'til you

      see it first hand :P

    4. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      lol... I think someone already 'vacated' in order for the foul to be called .... oh no everybody saw the foul and now they're all vacating top and bottom too!  So foul!

  3. Last Christmas I gave you my fart. But the very next day you blew it away. It stinks it gave me tears but I'll give it to someone special.

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    2. atarian63

      atarian63

      lol!! greaT!

       

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      That and a brown- stained mattress.

    4. Spriggy

      Spriggy

      How about this year load up on beans, then EVERYONE can enjoy the secret Santa gift!

  4. I wrote a haiku: I took a big dump. But the toilet got all clogged. And it overflowed

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Based on a true story?

    2. nanochess

      nanochess

      Was it at least a perfect submarine?

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Never pegged you as a romantic.

  5. I'm glad I'll never be back to this dairy queen I clogged the fucking toilet...

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    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      BM at the DQ! LOL

    3. SpiceWare
    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Could you head towards Wisconsin to shit and smear shit on the walls at a particular restaurant? Explosive diarrhea is a plus.

  6. "Doc, if you don't give me ice cream and apple pie. Then I'm gonna fuck you up!!!" -Wilford Brimley-

    1. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      Even better when you read it in Marty McFly's voice.

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I heard McFly's voice too! Until I got to the Wilford Brimley part and then reheard it in his voice...

  7. My boss is the best!! He treated me to Taco Bell for dinner last night!! :)

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    2. K-Rod 13

      K-Rod 13

      A Mountain Dew Baja Blast will cure all your worries!

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      He's a Brave Man too! Your boss...

    4. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      That could be grounds for lodging a harassment complaint.

  8. Have you played ATATI today?

    1. Spriggy

      Spriggy

      Nope. Nor have I played with my Nutsy Doodleheimer.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      No, but somewhere out there, you know that Janet Maddox Goree has!

    3. VectorGamer

      VectorGamer

      I played my Atati back in 89

  9. BEWARE I LIVE!!!!

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    2. Corby

      Corby

      shit. I thought I killed you

    3. Swami

      Swami

      5200 one still on my list.

    4. GoldLeader
  10. This sucks!! This one time I was caught speeding and the officer said he was going to give me a ticket. I was like "Whoa!!! A ticket to the Super Bowl or World Series!!" Instead it was $500. I thought I was going to get $500. Instead I had to pay $500. :(

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      So was this just a joke or ...

    3. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      A joke. But years back I did get pulled over for doing 97 in a 60.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I figured ... LOL :)

  11. Nothing better than eating Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner while drinking smoothies packed with fiber and some ex-lax brownies. :)

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      How does a mathematician deal with constipation? ... He works it out with a pencil.

    2. Atarian7
  12. Just to let everyone know that I am more active now despite I wanted to leave this place cause all I ever wanted to do was chat.

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Chat works fine for me.

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Not that I think anyone should post this kind of language, but somehow, the "f***ing chat" meltdown doesn't work as well without the profanity.

    4. Grig

      Grig

      Janet Maddox Goree says "Atati Age Chat Rooms are for Corn fanatics and Hello Kitty" now go sleep out in the cold

  13. You want to do something to gross people out??!! I'll tell you. Get a diaper put some chocolate pudding in it and smear it around. Place it on the ground and wait for some people to walk by. Then act like you are homeless and starving then eat the pudding out of the diaper and have it smeared on your face. :)

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    2. Eltigro

      Eltigro

      I've seen people put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar then sit around eating it with a spoon. Not as gross, but still pretty gross.

       

      Also, Carlsson, I'm surprised at how many people don't remember that story. I was telling someone about it the other day and they had no clue. It was pretty big news at the time. oh well...

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      How can one forget a story about someone travelling 900 miles wearing an adult diaper just to avoid having to stop for a toilet break? (but alas that wasn't the case)

    4. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Jackass really did this stunt about the chocolate diaper.

  14. "Shoot opponents for score" "Shooting accuracy increases multiplier" "Reserve fuel awarded based on score" "Catch special weapon to increase performance"

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    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Anybody ever consider fixing the Genesis version of the game? It's so close to the arcade version, but a few things hold it back.

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      "Now that's cruising!"

       

      Anyone else use Nitro Boost at the finish line?

       

    4. Nutsy Doodleheimer
  15. "Shoot opponents for score" "Shooting accuracy increases multiplier" "Reserve fuel awarded based on score" "Catch special weapon to increase performance"

  16. Mmmmmmm beans and sausage for dinner! I also had Taco Bell earlier!! :)

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    2. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      This will not end well.....

    3. ls650
    4. Stephen

      Stephen

      I had three fiery Doritos Locos tacos for lunch.

  17. Mmmmmmm beans and sausage for dinner! I also had Taco Bell earlier!! :)

  18. Did you know that toasters toast toast?

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    2. ls650

      ls650

      Apparently.

    3. Dreamcast Gamer

      Dreamcast Gamer

      Atari PAC-MAN Fan, I get it. Hotel Mario

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      So ...Talking toasters? Making toasts? I guess they'd also be drinking toasters after the toast...Am I close on any of this? :)

  19. The Super Bowl for Vikings fans is like having your wife cheat on you with some guy in your own home. And you're forced to watch them bang for 3 hours.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      And you'll take notes if ya know what's good for ya!

    3. Stephen

      Stephen

      A Browns fan is what?

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Ooo Lemme try! A Browns fan is like an upside down Vikings fan, dipped in meth, and left to die naked in the rust belt...Oh, except less charming.

  20. Wow!!! It really is a dream come true! Lump of coal that was in my stocking turned out to be lumps of turds!!! Thank You Santa!!!! :)

  21. Last Christmas I gave you my fart!

    1. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      The very next day, you gave it away

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      This year, to save you from tears, I'll go and fart in a bottle.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I'll fart in a fruitcake. It'll last longer.

  22. Today in Atariage history: December 8, 2014: "Close this discussion of dick !! I broke !! Thanks" -Airgames-

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    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I think the Ataribox- Taco thread will be another epic thread.

    3. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Great, now I made myself look like an idiot!! :(

    4. TheTIGuy

      TheTIGuy

      I was still looking at the forums as a guest back then!

  23. "Hey Neal....... Please take my socks out of the sink, if you're going to brush your teeth alright!!

    1. Tombstone

      Tombstone

      Those aren't pillows!

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      "You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!"

    3. fdurso224

      fdurso224

      Those aren't PILLOWS! YAAAAHH!!!

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