Nutsy Doodleheimer

I hired the A Team once. They wrecked all my cars, rolled every one of them somehow. Shot bullet holes all through my house but never hit a single bad guy. Rip off. When I gave them a bad Yelp review they sent some black guy with a Mohawk to kick my ass and then Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica stuck a needle in the dude's neck and some crazy bastard flew him away in a helicopter. Never hiring them again.