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  1. Booked a trip to Chicago for April 18th until the 22nd. 915 mile roadtrip just to go to Galloping Ghost Arcade and the basement there.

    1. retrorussell


      Don't forget to visit Giordano's for some awesome deep-dish pizza!

    2. RetroAdvisoryBoard


      Where are you travelling from?  Galloping Ghost is a great arcade (Chicago has a few), but along the way you might have some great check-ins if we know the general route.  


      I travel a ton for work over the last 20 years, can recommend a few arcades/video game stops in any destination.

  2. Always remember, if you feel powerless, worthless, and unworthy. Just remember that one single turd of yours can shut down a whole water park.

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    2. wongojack
    3. Shawn


      When I used to volunteer at the YMCA we called them "fouls".

      If there is a "foul" in the pool everyone must vacate. 

      Crazy thing is "foul" is also used for cases of puke.

      You never know what you're gonna get 'til you

      see it first hand :P

    4. _The Doctor__

      _The Doctor__

      lol... I think someone already 'vacated' in order for the foul to be called .... oh no everybody saw the foul and now they're all vacating top and bottom too!  So foul!

  3. Last Christmas I gave you my fart. But the very next day you blew it away. It stinks it gave me tears but I'll give it to someone special.

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    2. atarian63


      lol!! greaT!


    3. frankodragon


      That and a brown- stained mattress.

    4. Spriggy


      How about this year load up on beans, then EVERYONE can enjoy the secret Santa gift!

  4. Here is what I have all currently own and working. 1. Magnavox Odyssey (Complete but no light rifle) 2. Magnavox Odyssey 100 3. Magnavox Odyssey 500 4. Magnavox Odyssey 3000 5. Atari Super Pong 6. Magnavox Odyssey 2 7. Fairchild Channel F 8. Bally Astrocade 9. Atari VCS Heavy Sixer 10. Sears Tele-Games Heavy Sixer 11. Atari VCS Light Sixer 12. Sears Tele-Games Light Sixer 13. Atari VCS 4 Switch Woody 14. Atari 2600 Vader 15. Atari 2600 Junior 16. Atari Video Pinball 17. Vectrex 18. Intellivision (Model 2609) 19. Colecovision 20. Atari 5200 4 Port 21. Atari 5200 2 Port 22. Nintendo Famicom with Disk System Attachment 23. Atari 7800 24. NES Front Loader 25. NES Top Loader 26. Sharp Twin Famicom 27. Sega Master System (Model 1) 28. Turbo Grafx-16 29. Sega Genesis Model 1 30. Sega Genesis Model 2 31. Sega Genesis Model 3 32. Nintendo Super Famicom 33. SNES Model 1 34. Sega Saturn 35. Sony Playstation 36. Sony Playstation Slim 37. Nintendo 64 38. Sega Dreamcast 39. Sony Playstation 2 40. Sony Playstation 2 Slim 41. Nintendo Game Cube (With Game Boy Player) 42. Xbox Modded and loaded with emulators (5 of them) 43. Xbox 360 Elite 44. Sony Playstation 3 Fat Model 45. Nintendo Wii Modded and Loaded with emulators (2 of them) 46. Atari Flashback 2 47. Nintendo Wii U 48. Sony Playstation 4 49. Raspberry Pi Emulator (2 of them) 50. NES Classic Modded 51. SNES Classic Modded 52. Atari Touch Me
  5. I wrote a haiku: I took a big dump. But the toilet got all clogged. And it overflowed

    1. atari2600land


      Based on a true story?

    2. nanochess


      Was it at least a perfect submarine?

    3. GoldLeader


      Never pegged you as a romantic.

  6. I did twice and it took me like 6 hours. I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!
  7. I'm glad I'll never be back to this dairy queen I clogged the fucking toilet...

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    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      BM at the DQ! LOL

    3. SpiceWare
    4. frankodragon


      Could you head towards Wisconsin to shit and smear shit on the walls at a particular restaurant? Explosive diarrhea is a plus.

  8. "Doc, if you don't give me ice cream and apple pie. Then I'm gonna fuck you up!!!" -Wilford Brimley-

    1. DuggerVideoGames


      Even better when you read it in Marty McFly's voice.

    2. GoldLeader


      I heard McFly's voice too! Until I got to the Wilford Brimley part and then reheard it in his voice...

  9. I bought one and arrived today!! Thank you so much again. The comic book that is.
  10. My boss is the best!! He treated me to Taco Bell for dinner last night!! :)

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    2. K-Rod 13

      K-Rod 13

      A Mountain Dew Baja Blast will cure all your worries!

    3. GoldLeader


      He's a Brave Man too! Your boss...

    4. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      That could be grounds for lodging a harassment complaint.

  11. Have you played ATATI today?

    1. Spriggy


      Nope. Nor have I played with my Nutsy Doodleheimer.

    2. jaybird3rd


      No, but somewhere out there, you know that Janet Maddox Goree has!

    3. VectorGamer


      I played my Atati back in 89

  12. Here is mine. Closing in on almost 60 consoles. Have about all the 2600 variations plus all Trak Ball Controllers even the 5200 VCS adaptor.
  13. BEWARE I LIVE!!!!

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    2. Corby


      shit. I thought I killed you

    3. Swami


      5200 one still on my list.

    4. GoldLeader
  14. This sucks!! This one time I was caught speeding and the officer said he was going to give me a ticket. I was like "Whoa!!! A ticket to the Super Bowl or World Series!!" Instead it was $500. I thought I was going to get $500. Instead I had to pay $500. :(

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    2. GoldLeader


      So was this just a joke or ...

    3. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      A joke. But years back I did get pulled over for doing 97 in a 60.

    4. GoldLeader


      I figured ... LOL :)

  15. Nothing better than eating Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner while drinking smoothies packed with fiber and some ex-lax brownies. :)

    1. GoldLeader


      How does a mathematician deal with constipation? ... He works it out with a pencil.

    2. Atarian7
  16. Just to let everyone know that I am more active now despite I wanted to leave this place cause all I ever wanted to do was chat.

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    2. CPUWIZ


      Chat works fine for me.

    3. jaybird3rd


      Not that I think anyone should post this kind of language, but somehow, the "f***ing chat" meltdown doesn't work as well without the profanity.

    4. Grig


      Janet Maddox Goree says "Atati Age Chat Rooms are for Corn fanatics and Hello Kitty" now go sleep out in the cold

  17. I have the top high score of it at my local arcade. Almost 90,000
  18. You want to do something to gross people out??!! I'll tell you. Get a diaper put some chocolate pudding in it and smear it around. Place it on the ground and wait for some people to walk by. Then act like you are homeless and starving then eat the pudding out of the diaper and have it smeared on your face. :)

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    2. Eltigro


      I've seen people put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar then sit around eating it with a spoon. Not as gross, but still pretty gross.


      Also, Carlsson, I'm surprised at how many people don't remember that story. I was telling someone about it the other day and they had no clue. It was pretty big news at the time. oh well...

    3. carlsson


      How can one forget a story about someone travelling 900 miles wearing an adult diaper just to avoid having to stop for a toilet break? (but alas that wasn't the case)

    4. atari2600land


      Jackass really did this stunt about the chocolate diaper.

  19. "Shoot opponents for score" "Shooting accuracy increases multiplier" "Reserve fuel awarded based on score" "Catch special weapon to increase performance"

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    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Anybody ever consider fixing the Genesis version of the game? It's so close to the arcade version, but a few things hold it back.

    3. MrMaddog


      "Now that's cruising!"


      Anyone else use Nitro Boost at the finish line?


    4. Nutsy Doodleheimer
  20. "Shoot opponents for score" "Shooting accuracy increases multiplier" "Reserve fuel awarded based on score" "Catch special weapon to increase performance"

  21. 7 2 Heavy Sixers, 2 Light Sixers, 4 switch woody, Vader, and a Jr.
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