Nutsy Doodleheimer

Keep thinking deep thoughts.

Pee

Fart

Gesundheit

$Texas

Down here in Texas, this is common sense =P

Well at least you got the point.

Perhaps if the underwear is coated with some antibacterial layer that turns out to be highly flammable, you can set your underpants on fire?

I noticed an old pair while doing the laundry today has several holes located where that exact thing must've happened over time

It's possible for very sick people to poop out their own intestines. I had to clean up after someone who did once.

Methane powered!

Because science.

You're insane in the methane.

So Goldleader, you were trying to get sick?

Those health smoothies often make my poop weird colors.

I was already sick...But I wasn't against the idea of flushing out my system, you know, to feel better maybe...but I went a little overboard...Also I didn't mean to drink the whole bottle of fruit juice, but I was pushing fluids to feel better and just got carried away haha...

Have said that more than a few times..

I'm never drinking 16 beers in one day again. Surprisingly I didn't have a hangover from that but I did vomit.

Remember (Or umm 'Member?) that South Park episode where Randy keeps drinking and claims alcoholism is "A Disease"? And Stan says,"Dad, You can have a beer or 2, But ya don't need to drink a 12 pack!" (Not an exact quote, but pretty dead on advice I'd say...)

Best birthday wishes... hope it's a good one!

Good enough for me.

Are we all getting chimichangas?

And have hot sauce in your pockets.

Thus your avatar?

How'd it smell?

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

I see what you did there

funny, so do I

I missed that completely. LOL

"no charge"

Shhhhhhh That's Christmas.

I think RT could make a cake but it'll be all weird ingredients like SPAM and celery.

yummy!!

I remember when their menu was just Taco, Tostada, Burrito, Frijoles, and Enchirito.

I love Chimis with juicy shredded chicken, tons of cheese and topped with pico de gallo.

I love me some Taco Bell!

^^LOL

She knows I'm out speeding, but not excessively, so it's OK...

TMI.

I'd still poke her

LOL^^

So that's why I saw a cake on the floor with "OOPSIE" written with whatever appendages RT uses.

Crazy! I feel like I should have been on here much earlier...

I got 15 years in come the 11th

Golly, and I've been telling everyone Goodwill doesn't have s#!t anymore!

Haha! They Do put the tag "Breaking News" on way too many stories these days, Don't they?

Hey kids Stay Away from my Strawberry Smiggles!

Could do a Tommy Chong and collect all the Trix flavored rabbit poop...

What if a dominatrix eats your rabbit?

We know

The ought to install shitters like that in a Korean restaurant.

Love White Castle and Taco Bell. As for playgrounds, I can only think of McDonald's that did that.

Ah, yes. The color changers series. We have one that just plain stopped changing colors. I find myself dunking it and just waiting, going "Maybe. Just maybe." Nope. I guess you could flush a dead HotWheel like dead turtle or whatnot. I would have NEVER flushed my Teela figure.

Don't you wish our shit can change colors in the toilet.

This is for fighting! This is for fun!

Private Pyle! Whatever you do, don't fall off my obstacle course! That would break my f***ing heart!!!

Americans can't tell one from the other one!

Hahaha. Good name Keith.!

Should I call you Uncle Nutsy?

I was considering backin89...