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  1. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    I farted

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Thus your avatar?

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      How'd it smell?

    4. NE146

      NE146

      Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

  2. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    I've got a dead car battery in my garage that I'm giving away. You can have it at no charge!!

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    2. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      I see what you did there ;)

    3. Osgeld

      Osgeld

      funny, so do I

    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      I missed that completely. LOL

      "no charge"

  3. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    My birthday is in a couple of weeks and all I wish for is some chimichangas and RT to make me a cake. :)

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    2. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Shhhhhhh That's Christmas. ;)

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I think RT could make a cake but it'll be all weird ingredients like SPAM and celery.

    4. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      yummy!! :)

  4. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    Yesterday July 14th at 4:00 PM until 4:00 PM today July 15th. I witnessed an amazing feat in video gaming history. A great friend of mine 24 year old Lauren Featherstone of Plano, TX just destroyed the 12 year old high score of 10,361,500 in the Bally arcade game Tapper. She played for just over 24 hours and ended her game with a total of 14,000,600 for her world record score, (It was played on the ultra rare color cabinet)before ending the game on her own terms with 5 lives remaining. She broke the record at 10:10 this morning. And the main story is. She started playing the game in early 2016!! Tapper came out a decade before she was born!! After a year or so of scores deep in the 5 figure and 6 figures she started memorizing the patterns and studying the sequences while getting the rhythm down pat. She broke 1 million in early May then in Mid-May she got 5,000,000 with 26 lives remaining but had to leave as it was Mother's Day morning and promised to have breakfast with her so it couldn't come into place unfortunatley. Then Lauren and her husband Josh arranged plans with the Free Play Arcade's owner to have a date planned to set it at the Arlington, TX location. Done deal! Media interviewed her, tons of fans, friends, including myself set out to witness her performance and stayed up all night during the after hours going on and continuing her jaw dropping performance. She won an awesome cash prize for her performance it was filmed on twitch so definetley eligible and 100% legit for verification toTwin Galaxies. I was happy to see an awesome performance and congratulations Lauren!!
  5. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    I have a sudden craving for chimichangas now.

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    2. Ransom

      Ransom

      I remember when their menu was just Taco, Tostada, Burrito, Frijoles, and Enchirito.

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I love Chimis with juicy shredded chicken, tons of cheese and topped with pico de gallo.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I love me some Taco Bell!

  6. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    3 more from Dragster, Ice Hockey, and Keystone Kapers for 9 total.
  7. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    Excessive speeding is dangerous! Does your mother know where you are?

    1. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      :)
    2. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      ^^LOL

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      She knows I'm out speeding, but not excessively, so it's OK...

  8. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    Pitfall for 6.
  9. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    I'm still alive. Formerly Retrogamer81081. I got a few today. H.E.R.O, Oink, Chopper Command, River Raid, and Freeway. Thanks for doing this!!
  10. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    I went to Wing Stop to place an order to go. I kid you not, some young woman probably 16 about 6 feet 250 lbs devoured three plates of wings and made a huge mess proudly said "I have to take a big dump". In there for 10 minutes came out relieved. A woman was waiting and screamed "Oh my god!!" LOL!

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    2. LS650

      LS650

      TMI.

    3. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      I'd still poke her

    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      LOL^^

  11. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    Wow! 3 days ago was my 5th anniversary on Atariage!!

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    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      So that's why I saw a cake on the floor with "OOPSIE" written with whatever appendages RT uses.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Crazy! I feel like I should have been on here much earlier...

    4. Torr

      Torr

      I got 15 years in come the 11th

       

  12. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    Close this discussion of dick!
  13. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    *Breaking News* My local Goodwill store had an overflowed/clogged toilet in the men's room! xD

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      Golly, and I've been telling everyone Goodwill doesn't have s#!t anymore!

    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Haha! They Do put the tag "Breaking News" on way too many stories these days, Don't they?

  14. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    B*

  15. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    That stupid rabbit ate my Trix!!! >:(

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Hey kids Stay Away from my Strawberry Smiggles!

    3. MrMaddog

      MrMaddog

      Could do a Tommy Chong and collect all the Trix flavored rabbit poop... :P

    4. Bryan

      Bryan

      What if a dominatrix eats your rabbit?

  16. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    You know the reason why Taco Bell never had plagrounds at their restaurant's? It's hard to have fun when you shit your pants.

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      We know

       

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      The ought to install shitters like that in a Korean restaurant.

    4. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Love White Castle and Taco Bell. As for playgrounds, I can only think of McDonald's that did that.

  17. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    Some people want to meet athlete's, entertainers, actors, etc and consider them their idols and role models. Not me! If I was in my last dying breath I want to meet "The Saved You A Click Guy". That person makes everything possible and that is a true idol and role model.

  18. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    I still get terribly upset back when I was 6 years old. I was playing with my water color changing hot wheels around my toilet and the car I lost which was a ferrari, fell in the toilet and went forward through the pipe. I remembered yelling "Mommy my hot wheels drowned in the toilet, WHOA it changed from red to white!!! COOL!!!!!!"

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Ah, yes. The color changers series. We have one that just plain stopped changing colors. I find myself dunking it and just waiting, going "Maybe. Just maybe." Nope. I guess you could flush a dead HotWheel like dead turtle or whatnot. I would have NEVER flushed my Teela figure.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Don't you wish our shit can change colors in the toilet.

  19. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    This is my rifle, this is my gun!

    1. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      This is for fighting! This is for fun!

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Private Pyle! Whatever you do, don't fall off my obstacle course! That would break my f***ing heart!!!

    3. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Americans can't tell one from the other one!

  20. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    This is the atariage member formerly known as Retrogamer81081.

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    2. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      Hahaha. Good name Keith.!

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Should I call you Uncle Nutsy?

    4. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      I was considering backin89...

  21. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    If I go to a public place that says. "No shirt, no shoes, no service!" Does that mean I can wear no underwear and pants and wear a shirt and shoes then?

    1. HoshiChiri

      HoshiChiri

      Try it and let us know. Just make sure you have bail money handy first.

    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      Only at Wal-Mart maybe but you may end up on the website "People of Wal-Mart"

    3. cjameslv

      cjameslv

      lol

       

  22. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    Close this discussion of dick I broke !!
  23. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    Happy 86th Shat!!

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I wonder what will happen to the forum when Shatner dies?

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      WooHoo! :)

    4. Bryan

      Bryan

      I predict AtariAge will be devoid of all activity and taken down within 2 weeks if there's no Shatner.

  24. Nutsy Doodleheimer
    Just bought a Magnavox Odyssey 100. Unfortunatley I have to fetch for one of the old Magnavox Odyssey switchboxes as it has the RF cable that won't provide use with the coax adapter. Plus you can't switch it out as it's soldered to the motherboard. Happy to have one of these though.
  25. Nutsy Doodleheimer

    I have this thought. So during the bread, milk, and eggs rush for winter storms/blizzards. Is french toast really all that popular to eat during it??

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      BTW That is quite clever that you noticed the ingredients people buy add up to French Toast LOL...I think I was too tired to catch that when I first read it haha...

    3. simbalion

      simbalion

      I was watching people do this at the store today while I was working. Also, we were selling a lot of yogurt.

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      @save2600: It's not just a catch phrase; they actually buy up MILK and BREAD like crazy if there's even a threat of a storm.

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