I guess I take the Indiana Jones view. "It belongs in a museum."
With a window of only one week, this was the quickest thing I could think to do.
Not sure what to tell you as far as assurances. I'll see if there's a Paypal refund guarantee setting I could attach.
If there's someone with a solid rep who would like to take the torch, I'll go with that.
Meanwhile, here's my eBay profile.
http://myworld.ebay.com/thinkbolt2001