It's 5:30am, I turn the TV on as I prepare for work, and the first news story is about how the tranny community is outraged about people dressing up as trannies for halloween
Shit, okay, okay, I'll stop!! It's because I stopped shaving my legs isn't it? It took, like, five F*ing hours to do it, okay. The hair NEVER grew back all the way, okay! I hate heels, alright!! (*runs away sobbing)!