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I've been told the REAL reason they changed the name of RAP to Hip Hop is because most people with taste kept pronouncing RAP with a C.
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I remember what it was like when I was a kid, we never wore masks except on Halloween, we walked to school in the snow, and we actually were forced to attend five whole days out of the week!
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A guy at work bought a book titled "How to Scam People on the Internet". He says after 6 months he still hasn't received it!
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Would Steve Jobs have ended up as another anonymous nobody if he had not met and exploited the genius of Steve Wozniak?
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From wikipedia:
"Jobs was diagnosed with a pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor in 2003. He died of respiratory arrest related to the tumor at age 56 on October 5, 2011."
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Have you heard that new band 999 Megabytes?
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Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?
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A wife sent her husband an SMS on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband answered back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: “The computer is completely screwed up now”.
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How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
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A Roman Legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please."
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Someone stole a guys copy of Microsoft Office. He said, "They're gonna pay, you have my Word on that!"
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Why do they lock the bathrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If your modern PC could run one program at a time, like a classic computer...
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True, but really you're only looking at or using one thing at a time, even if a bunch of programs are running in the background (or sleeping). I bet my iPhone has 40 programs running at the same time all the time. Heck, I bet iOS itself is 40 separate programs. IIRC there was copy-paste functionality between some DOS programs at some point, but of course pretty limited compared to what we have now.
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You know you're addicted to the Internet when the home DSL is out and you hotspot your phone to get your fix.
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Auto correct can go straight to he'll.
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A wife is a little like a computer... after you bring her home, you realize she costs more than you thought she would.
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A new medical term has been coined for typing on your cell phone in sub-zero weather...
... it's called "typo-thermia".
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When a piece of software tries to be all things to all people, it usually ends up as a bloated mess of problems.
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I just broke 20,000 posts!
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The Google search engine has to be based on a woman's brain, because it starts suggesting things even before you finish typing.
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If you can't see an end, and you have no control and don't even have a home... I think it's time for a new keyboard!