Omega-TI

that guy forgot to put f5 key on my keyboard

You can also press alt + F4 when you've had enough.

Unless it's a computer from the 1960s.  It'll tip over and crush you like a oversized vending machine.

With communication, there is no issues

But for their sanity, they should buy a second one. How else will they play AoE2 together?

The resolution was a bit limited though, only about five lines which caused him to use two tablets to get the entire message through.

@carlsson I believe it was originally 3 tablets, but legend has it he dropped one. 

I suppose the damage wasn't covered by AppleCare, after that Eden incident.

Liquid Paper was a product used to correct mistakes on typewritten paper.  The punchline is that the blonde is so ditsy that she tried to correct her mistakes on the word processor by using it on the screen.

I always heard it more as How can you tell if a blonde has been using your word processor?   

@Omega-TI What like "tip ex"?

I smiled but I have heard jokes like this too many times. Someone gave me a printed sheet of computer jokes once and there were some original ones actually. I see "original" though by that I only mean I had not heard them before.

They might be micro-chips but we eat them in mega bytes!

Did you buy a joke book or are you making these up yourself?

Yeah, and that is what all the good women just out of crap relationships think about men. Not that many women give a shit about domain names...

I think you will find, when it comes to domain names, even the crap ones are taken !

*groan*

Or do it the modern way where you call it version 0.3 or alpha 1 or something.

Exactly - you can't beat it!  Nobody wants that.

Keep these up.  I stole one of your jokes and used it on my work's Yammer site.  This one, probably not though. 

It's like a sore dick...you can't beat it!

LUCKILY HE REMEMBERED TO PUT IN CAPSLOCK!

he forgot to put one on mine.  so i can't yell across the internet anymore. 😑

Well, there's got to be a CTRL process, so in the End, the dude needed to go Home.

On his F1 Fighter jet.

And drink a Tab, before it is pulled off the shelf.

I've done some stroganoff at my computer in my day...

Yo filesystem's so fat ... it needs an allocation table for TWO!

Yo operating system is so large that it uses Doors instead of Windows.

Apple or Android?

Windoze!

🙄

I see what you did there...Matches!  Haaa!

Also...

Bummer, because lighter #11,350 was the coolest one of the bunch, and you surely would have bought it if the guy listing it hadn't misspelled it as "Liter".

@GoldLeader I got a decent deal on an N64 on ebay that way in august where it was listed under video game accessories instead of consoles or something like that. Sort of related, I always wonder how cheap Nuons have been sold before as regular DVD players. I know they're rare, but the only thing showing what they are is a tiny little badge on the front that nobody would ever care what it means unless they already know what it means, so there have got to be some selling on ebay as "samsung DVD player" etc that you would never see when searching for them. It is also the only reason I bother looking at DVD players in charity shops really. Most 3DO models look like nondescript DVD players too, as opposed to most games consoles that advertise what they are as much as possible, like Jag or Mega Drive.

Or an imminent visit from the in-laws.

Well...at least for me, (I've only had one main "incident"), I curled up in a ball on my couch the first couple days, but then like you said, set about remembering "real life" had been happening around me and needed catching up.

@Bixler - I actually look forward to those, is the only time I actually get any help cleaning up!

I quit smoking cold turkey.  It's just too hard to light.

New hobbyist hardware made today? Nope not a chance unless it was something with extraordinary promise and scope.

I have a number of 40+ year old vintage Apple II peripherals from bitd that are one-hit-wonders. No 3rd party software ever made, only the disks and type-in listings that came with it.

Very vast possibility. I think if it's affordable enough with a killer program to utilize it then it could do well even if for a single use application.

I clicked my clock but still seen nothing. Thought maybe a bit harder, used the hammer now all I see is a broken clock 😕

I have an PAL RF modulator for a TI-99 or 4A that I got from a car boot sale but I don't actually have the machine. "UHF channel 36 PAL modulator PHA 2035 for home computer" with big TI badge in the middle, a cable with some weird DIN connector on the end coming out, and a coax port on the side.

Emergency escape man in proper use. BTW I have a logitech keyboard jsut like that, it's my only wireless keyboard but I don't like typing on it very much because of the way the keyas are, and the mouse is lost currently.

You crack me up man!