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Everything posted by Omega-TI
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A wife sent her husband an SMS on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband answered back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: “The computer is completely screwed up now”.
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How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
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A Roman Legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please."
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Someone stole a guys copy of Microsoft Office. He said, "They're gonna pay, you have my Word on that!"
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Why do they lock the bathrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
