Bryan

If I ever hit Lotto, I'll probably be crushed by all the unnecessary stuff I'll buy on ebay.

I need a bigger penis there a bigger one available for my oversized hands?

I just saw a commercial on TV, advertising a TV. It looked great, with impressive color and resolution.

Wonderworld

*Google, find restraunts near me I can afford* "Locating: Soup Kicthens"

Tisk Tisk

I'm just going to warn everybody once. No politics, no divisive issues, and no trolling in the status updates. You've been warned.

I'm just going to warn everybody once. No politics, no divisive issues, and no trolling in the status updates. You've been warned.

Listed something on CL and got a text wanting to know if I'd take a cashier's check for more than the amount and he'd get the item once it cleared.

Why do ebay sellers counter with $0.02 less than their original asking price?

Tom Petty is currently on life support https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/tom-petty-in-critical-condition-after-going-into-cardiac-arrest-report/ar-AAsOAgG?ocid=twmsn

Tom Petty is currently on life support https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/tom-petty-in-critical-condition-after-going-into-cardiac-arrest-report/ar-AAsOAgG?ocid=twmsn

Been having problems with some floppies going bad, so I bought a Floppy Emu for my Apple ][+ to overcome that issue.

WWF Legend Marty Jannetty is debating whether he should bang his daughter

WWF Legend Marty Jannetty is debating whether he should bang his daughter

Montezuma's Revenge (all platforms) has always been one of my favorite games, yet I've never ever seen Montezuma! Will maybe finish it one of these days. lol

still can't find ultimate easter egg in haunted adventure trilogy. rom dumping didn't help. can't edit the blue stairway screen on game 3 so I can go off the right side of the screen.

Just played a complete round of Miniature Golf on my new Atari Flashback Portable! It's amazing how such simple games (even for the 2600) can somehow be more fun on a handheld.

!!! https://i.imgur.com/DYNK2g6.jpg

So my 2 litre carton of milk which was actually 1.89 litres is now 1.75 litres. And they probably thought I wouldn't notice.

I didn't say "fudge".

lyrics hello by lionel richie

Apple announces the iPhone X for $999. Have never owned an iPhone, not getting this one, but good for them!

Why did they have to put the trackpad in front of the keyboard on my laptop it keeps getting in the way and causing the pointer to move and text to be highlighted.

Ugh. Now they'll probably blow up another Death Star. Using Red Matter. Not looking forward to Episode IX. http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/09/12/star-wars-episode-ix-to-be-directed-by-jj-abrams