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  1. I bought a pack of roasted almonds from a vending machine today. On the back was printed an allergen warning: "This product contains almonds." I'm trying to imagine a scenario in which that warning could possibly be informative and helpful, but so far I can't think of one.

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    2. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      The "sad onion" will be on everything sooner or later.

    3. jetset

      jetset

      Look at it this way...Just because you buy a hamburger from McDonalds doesn't mean there's actual hamburger meat in it. Maybe there are similar almond products that call themselves almonds but really contain tofu.

    4. Stephen

      Stephen

      This is why lawyers need shipped off to their own island.

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