jaybird3rd

It's made even harder because it's rare that we hand write anything anymore. So when I have to fill out even a check my writing is horrible. I'm losing the muscle memory for hand writing.

These are all electronic forms, and writing wouldn't be the problem for me anyway. The real problem for me is how persnickety "they" are about what forms should be filled out, how they should be filled out, the attachments that should be included, etc. Even thinking about doing it makes me feel slow and sleepy and stupid.

Tell them you readily change your name daily to things like "I am" or "Old Dirty Bastard", and that you do not currently honor a strawman. Also, you could say that signing is like swearing and you are told to swear on nothing. You could write a big 'X' on everything like cartoon animals. I will, from now on, put '1 brown' every time it says "eyes_____". You could spit some fake blood on the form (or screen) and say "I'm Clarence Bodicker...