This must be the seventh time I've right-clicked and uninstalled these stupid "Get Office" and "Candy Crush Soda Saga" apps. Windows 10 is missing an "UNINSTALL AND NEVER DARKEN MY DOOR AGAIN, GODDAMN YOU!" option.
Windows 10 turns your PC into some kind of major-carrier contract-supported bloatware-filled Android phone. Microsoft used to make real progress with Windows but now it's all about leveraging it.