BurritoBeans

Due to the inconsistencies in space-time resulting from the theoretical happenstance of yourself consuming twenty-one slices of bacon when in your microcosmos there were only twenty bacon, the inconsistencies would result in the very fabric of the universe and reality being ripped apart from the paradox before re-coalescing, planetoid-gravity style, creating a parallel world where the laws of the our universe no longer function properly.

If you ate 21, I would get unlimited after I collect your inheritance when you die from OD'ing on cholesterol

I don't have any left, because I ate all 10 of mine before you could steal them, forcing you to eat 5 of Sally's and 6 of Linda's. PS-- Sally and Linda don't like you anymore!