Retro Lord

Or, stay with me...You are the can, shooting everyone before they kick you.

Or how about if you sit on a rooftop and poop on people walking by, then hide before they look up and spot you in which case you get a yelling.

Or you sit on a rooftop and try to poop in a can on the ground just before your friend below kicks it through a neighbor's window. It's a game of skill and timing.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a game. If people asks us whay we wa doing this day we shall proclaim we where trying to put poop in a can before someone kicked it, and we shall give it such a name that it will make the gods themselves weep in envy.