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"I've been ignored by my mom...for three years!" 4-yr old daughter's statement

Ate at McDonald's tonight for the first time in over two years. Should've waited another two years.

Discovered I can drop a curse on others that wronged me. Easier than I guessed.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K..."

Today the wife and I take pictures of cats/kittens at a shelter. They climb all over me, and it's awesome.

Eighteen years married today (20 together) to my old lady Buttons (mother of our six delicious children...and more!)! Shout out to the most beautiful woman that could ever tolerate me and survive (if you could call living with me 'surviving'). I don't deserve you and you could easily do better, but I guess you're stuck washing me, petting me, feeding me, walking me, hanging out with me until I die or you find somebody better! I LOVE YOU!!\

VCR almost got killed thanks to a dirty tape - glad I have my VCR head cleaning tape still.

I think my pet spider buddy came back into the house today. For the last three years he's hung around my computer desk area.

My SNES power adapter decided to quit working as I was filming a YouTube video of game capturing of a game I'm making. I unplugged it from the power strip. Was that ... smoke? I unplugged the power strip and am not using it again.

This guy claims that dinosaurs never existed:

To get a little exercise and brighten my spirits I went out to a couple local game stores this afternoon, and I think the Atari gods smiled on me today. I scored an absolutely pristine condition copy of Ninja Golf for the Atari 7800 for $7.50! http://i.imgur.com/o2pxC0I.jpg

Jell-O. It's what's for dinner.

1) 42 (Jupiter/Zeus) God of color and all creation. We are under his rainbow! 2) To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the creator of the universe, you fool! (he who calls 'his brother' a fool risks the fires of hell) C) All things meet and agree too late (otherwise there is no 'purpose').

The hind lick maneuver?

When the post company doesn't deliver on time, it is not their fault, but if you miss out correct postage by 12 gram, sure they will immediately fine you the difference in postage plus $4.

My family... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKbTQZg0bnk&t=55s

My family... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKbTQZg0bnk&t=55s

Got the trackball in the multicade - an Ultimarc U-Trak - working properly after a while. It feels so good to play Centipede with a proper trackball at home, now to break the thing in...

Space friends...

FMQ: "I thought nerds were supposed to be smart? Your IQ is below average. You're crap on a computer. You have no skills. You have no hobbies. You're literally good for nothing. You're not a nerd, you're a neandertal. If I ever hear you call yourself a nerd again, I will hire a gaggle of nerds to evacuate their inflamed sinuses all over your flabby face whenever you go out in public, you pusillanimous pus-bag."

Newest Stop-Motion Rock video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E8_-OwkDiM&feature=youtu.be

FMQ: "What if I told you that the 'Fountain of Youth' is essentially real? What if I told you that drinking special water isn't what bestows eternal youth, but the eating of live human flesh? And what if I told you that flesh must be your own?"

WATCH THIS!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpcG9eS9rl4&feature=youtu.be

The Capitals have to win or it's another great regular season down the crapper.

Power went out. Later it came back on and my old TV doesn't show the volume or channel number or anything.