Jag CD Game?

[Jag CD Game?]

Thank you so much! I just downloaded the Zip for Basic+ and an updated version of it? I'm not 100% sure what it is here, but I got it from this forum.
I don't know where to start with this, but I feel confident I can learn before Christmas.

[Jag CD Game?]

Okay, so let me start by saying I really do not mean to offend anyone.
But I'm pretty notorious for telling my partner that his Jaguar CD looks like a toilet seat.
SO what I have been dreaming of doing is having a game where you press a button and the toilet flushes.
That's it.
But I am incapable of learning to code or anything like that, I was wondering how complicated it would be, and really...where to even begin!

Thanks guys.