So decisions made.
I am working on an ultimate process thoughts are welcome.
1. Use a fun mask.
2. Film in a vehicle like a Gremlin or Lotus Esprit or some other weird rare car.
3. Everyone likes food so include some shameless plug for a food industry tycoon item and then monopolize on the clickbait it generates.( please note to fuzz out the actual name of said item so as not to get a copyright strike)
4. Make sure the food includes a hidden gem to cause you physical harn( maybe a random Atari game case or something with sufficient edges) since people also like tragedy with their information.
5. Review said swallowed or injuring game with pizazz.
6. Make sure all of the above is under 5 minutes but may or may not include additional time for cats.
7. Monetize like crazy.
8. Lose all your friends for being a sellout.
9. Post on Atari Age about how Retro Gaming is ruining youtube.
10. Continue with life and remember that one time you did that crazy video and then find it again on other peoples channels being monetized and then get depressed.
11. post again on Atari age on how Youtube is Ruining Retro Gaming.
Rinse,repeat.
I feel like something is missing here.