GoldLeader

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So, if you have an Axe with a Brand New Handle, and you use it to kill your neighbor, Chuck, during a zombie apocalypse, but you damage the blade. Now you replace the blade. So the Axe has a New Handle and a New Blade. The question is...

Should you apologize to Chuck, because you found out later that he was just hung over while being dressed like a slob, and was not really a zombie?
- June 14, 2021
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2. thanatos
  
  I better start dressing better, my neighbors might think I'm a zombie.
  
  June 15, 2021
  
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3. GoldLeader
  
  OK I've got it! So Chuck now comes back from the dead, because after you killed him he Becomes a Zombie! You apologize for killing him, and he says "Hey, is that the Same Axe you killed me with before?" You'll have to explain that you kinda messed it up to save time because the philosophical question generally involves a New Handle and a New Blade (replaced at different times see?), but you were in a rush to write a Status Update so cut corners on some of it which probably kept some of the audience from following you anyway...And then you realize that you must kill him again because Now he Is a Zombie, But before ya whack his head off, How do you respond to his question?
  
  June 15, 2021
  
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4. x=usr(1536)
  
  With the 12-gauge and buckshot. He's still an asshole, zombie or not.
  
  June 15, 2021
  
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