GoldLeader

I was on Walgreen's website YESTERDAY.  For a booster shot it said, WALK INS ONLY  NO APPOINTMENTS.  After waiting in line today for 40 minutes I was treated to a big sign that said due to demand one must schedule an appointment.  Followed by a big QR code thing that does nothing (Like all QR thingies).  I asked the lady, she said I need an appointment.  I said OK then let's set one up.  She said We don't do that here.  ???  I said %^#%!! but only in my head.  Then I asked How do I do that when your website says No Appointments?  She said just download an app to your phone and...No!  I'm not downloading anything to my phone!  (To get my deal I need to keep my phone below 1G each month and...Doesn't matter!)  Why do these assholes always want access to my phone???    I need beer... and chips and guac,  and I need it fast.