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Happy back-to-school day, kids! My advice to you as a writer: if you can't even write about a man from Nantucket, then you might as well give up and just say... oooh, toast is ready!
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Tyreek Hill ran 60 meters in less than 7 seconds. In American, that's 196 footlong sandwiches.
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Don't fall for snake oil crap. Vitamin B12 is good for energy, memory, and I forget what else...
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LARGE MARGE SENT ME.
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Sorry, but my price for leaving stinking towns is 11,500 and a kiss on the lips from Carmen Miranda. Pass it on to them.
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All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it's delicious."
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! I wish you all love, peace, prosperity, and
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After all these years, I can't believe I never realized before that the Fonz (Henry Winkler) is only 5'6". He never seemed that short to me on TV.
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Any mention of The Fonz reminds of a time I was back in college in the late 90's. I had just gotten out of the Navy and was in accounting class and we were discussing fraud and in particular Ponzi schemes. Someone asked where it got that name and I piped up "oh that's from the guy who created it...Arthur Ponzirelli". Not a single person got it.
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So in addition to voicing Mario, that prick Chris Pratt is going to voice Garfield, too. I'd prefer he be the spider that Garfield always whacks with the paper.
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Hockey's back! It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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Back in my school days, some girl called me Christophen instead of Christopher because she said my lowercase Rs in cursive looked like Ns. So that's why my pen pal Curt never replied to my letters...
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"I took this about 4 years ago at the site of a client for whom I used to do consulting work."
@x=usr(1536) I have a co worker currently that has the same script on his uniform. We call him by that name and he embraces it. ?
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I'm not impressed easily. WOW! A BLUE CAR!!!
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Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Wake up, people!
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Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!
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"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
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Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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Finally, NHL season is here! The 5:30 start time for the Pens/Flyers is odd, though.
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I hope you all had a safe and happy 2020 holiday season, and I hope 2021 is better for us all!
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Anybody here use the Topps Bunt20 app? I started a few days ago and am enjoying it. Feels like when I used to collect baseball cards when I was younger. I know it's not the same, but still enjoyable.
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Woohoo! Power's finally back! Was out for 54 and a half hours!
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"And look, Ned: it's padded and it's owned by a corporation, so you know it's safe!"