I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick-ass philanthropist! I would have all this money and people would love me. Then they would come to me and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out and then they would owe me big time!
If I put it in quotations, it would have been obvious that it was a quote and those who don't get the reference would Google it. More fun to see which ones obviously got it.