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  1. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

  2. Jousting is not a game- it is a way of life

    1. Reaperman

      Reaperman

      And what a way of life it is. They carry their recently hatched young on their backs during the next violent breeding cycle. Literally trying to knock the fertilized eggs out of others, and putting their last generation of hatchlings at great risk. But how do they transform from their larval state into their adult bird-like form? Nobody knows.

  3. Got my Genesis Model 1 set up and it's Sonic The Hedgehog Nite featuring Sonic 2, Sonic Spinball (Level 1), and Sonic 3 + Knuckles. SEGA!

    1. GameGirl420

      GameGirl420

      rad :) i got the model 2 but it's connected to the Sega CD. all i need now is some cd games.

    2. Coolhand20th

      Coolhand20th

      I still need to replace my Sega. Not sure though if I'm gonna pick up the CD or not for it. I can get some games locally for decent prices though....

  4. Chewy, take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

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    2. Zedex

      Zedex

      It's a trap!

    3. toiletunes

      toiletunes

      take the hyper professor and drive a chewy plug into his back

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "Hey ... it's me!" (The worst example of goofy mugging in the entire original trilogy, by the way.)

  5. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

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    2. dustygraves.

      dustygraves.

      the red/green show)now these guys know how to use quack tape!

    3. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      I love that show!

    4. Fixitguy74

      Fixitguy74

      Just remember when restraining someone, go sticky side out. That way it won't leave a mark.

  6. Another retreat into the mancave tonight for a 5200 Space Dungeon marathon

  7. Multitasking means screwing up several things at once

    1. pce_collector

      pce_collector

      Tell that to my boss.

  8. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

  9. Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      That joke was re-volt-ing.

    2. Master Phruby
  10. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    1. doubleminor

      doubleminor

      He was probably part of the QA team.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      If human hunters have the money to buy ammo, guns, camo gear, licenses, and beer, why don't they just buy their meat? It's all about the hunt.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      He should of tried some other mail order other than ACME. And we'd thought he was a genius.

  11. 243,000 jobs created in January. Yea right, and Chris Christie will look good in a thong this summer...

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      I believe the jobs WERE created -- the problem is, it doesn't say what kind, or part vs full, or what industy....there ARE industries in high demand.

    2. Reaperman

      Reaperman

      If any month, you'd think JAN would see higher unemployment as seasonal retail workers are let go.

  12. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

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    2. Grig

      Grig

      LOL - absolutely true. I worked for a lawyer a long time ago (she was OK but her partners were scummy and greasy)

    3. so_tough!

      so_tough!

      Laywers suck until you need one, right? There are good and bad people in all jobs. There are lots of good lawyers.

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      You know how expensive a lawyer is when they use Bill Shatner as their spokesperson.

  13. Happy New Year - The Year of the Dragon! (Bearded Dragon, that is!)

  14. Holy Frak! Giants and Patriots meet again in the Super Bowl. Who would have thunk! Giants still own them though - My prediction: Giants 34, Pats 27

    1. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      After the G-men got past the Eagles I called for them to beat the Pats in the SB. Don't want it to happen but I think it will. Eli's playing very well.

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Ugh, not the Eagles, the Packers!

  15. Holy Frak! Giants and Patriots meet again in the Super Bowl. Who would have thunk! Giants still own them though - My prediction: Giants 34, Pats 27

  16. A Merry and Happy ChristmaHannuKwanza to all gamers and a GREAT New Year!

    1. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      Dont forget Robonika!

  17. In one year from today our solar system enters the galactic equator and then heads into the southern hemisphere of the galaxy - exciting times!

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I'm wondering if this has been confirmed by nasa probes and satellites?

  18. Evolution; Tadpole Stage: You're a tadpole trying to get elusive water flies. Eating 3 flies will advance you to next level. Sound easy, it's not. There are fish trying to eat you so you'd better avoid them. You can avoid the fish by running away or jumping over them. Good luck, Jeremiah!

  19. Bid Often, Bid High!

  20. If life was meant to be simple, we would have all been born with a Help button...

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    2. save2600

      save2600

      or common sense

    3. Animan

      Animan

      Or an Easy Button... oh wait...

    4. Zedex

      Zedex

      It looks like you're trying to write a letter. Would you like me to help?

  21. May we all play a game of OINK! tonight in honor of Newt Gingrich!

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    2. Zedex

      Zedex

      I just saw a Newt Gingrich sign outside the local middle school. I opened the window of the car, and screamed "NEWT GINGRICH FOR PRESIDENT!". I'm actually a Ron Paul supporter IMO. I just think Newt Gingrich sounds like Kermit The Frog. And that is awesome.

    3. purduecrum

      purduecrum

      R0N P4UL!!!11!!

    4. 20ohm20

      20ohm20

      I'M GONNA PLAY E.T. IN HONOR OF ULYSSES S. GRANT

  22. May we all play a game of OINK! tonight in honor of Newt Gingrich!

  23. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

    1. marcfrick2112

      marcfrick2112

      chuckwalla, Too, too funny! :)

       

    2. save2600

      save2600

      LOL! Good one. :-)

  24. You can't have everything; where would you put it?

    1. the.golden.ax

      the.golden.ax

      Bend over and I'll show you.

    2. Hatta

      Hatta

      Everywhere!

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