"Speaking of the pits, there [are] a lot of them and you're gonna find yourself falling into them a ton. So much so that they could've called this game Pitfall!"
Ah I finally meet the famed Random Terrain! I actually think ET is an alright game and I've long learnt how not to fall into pits constantly. Pretty much every pit screen has a ? anyway. I just thought the joke was pretty funny even though I'm not an ET hater.