Sexy DS Ad -Ulala!

[Sexy DS Ad -Ulala!]

If I was still in college, I'd hang this on my dorm room door.

What? Your mom won't let you hang stuff like that at home?

 

ha ha. No because no one would see it here in my apartment. In college lots of people walk past the door

[Sexy DS Ad -Ulala!]

If I was still in college, I'd hang this on my dorm room door.

 

[Sexy DS Ad -Ulala!]

 

HOW TO SCORE

Ready to take your game to the next level?

Start listening to her needs, playa!

 

 

What She Wants

If you want to make her happy, just read between the lines-Nintendo DS will show you the way.

 

 

She says... "Two is always better than one."

DS Delivers Dual Screens. Get in on twice the action with two backlit color LCD screens that produce amazing 3d graphics.

 

 

She says... "I love a man with a soft, sensitive touch."

DS Delivers Touch-Screen Technology. Use the included stylus or even your finger to manipulate games in ways you never imagined. (Select games only.)

 

 

She says... "If you listen, I'll tell you what I like."

DS Delivers Voice-Recognition Capabilities. Talk to a game and have it do your bidding. It's possible with the built-in microphone. (Select games only.)

 

 

She says... "It doesn't matter if you're young or old."

DS Delivers Backward Compatibility. Play Nintendo DS games or your favorite Game Boy Advance games. Old school? New school? Your call.

 

 

She says... "I want to feel a connection even when we're apart."

DS Delivers Wireless Gaming. Kick the sorry butts of up to 16 people at a time with local wireless, and even more with WiFi ...no strings attached. (Select games only.)

 

 

She says... "Believe it or not, sometimes smaller is better!"

DS Delivers Compact Size. All these features are packed into a machine you can take anywhere, so you're always ready to get your game on... anytime, anyplace.

 

 

Nintendo DS

[How did you decide what console/portable to buy?]

1. XBOX - I bought the XBOX on launch day along with Halo and PGR.  Why?  Because I value Microsoft as a company

 

(stares at 15th blue screen of the day)

 

You VALUE Microsoft?!?!? oooo....kaaaaay

 

 

 

(steps back slowly)

[How did you decide what console/portable to buy?]

Explain your decision-making process.

 

 

 

 

 

The decision was easy for me.

 

(1) I have no time for portables, because I'm always working or at home, so that automatically eliminates Neo Geo Pocket, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Game Boy Advance, N-gage, Nintendo DS, PlayStation Portable

 

 

 

(2) I waited until 2002, because I wanted to let the market decide. That eliminated the Dreamcast which was removed from the market.

 

 

 

(3) That only left 3 choices - Xbox, Cube, or PS2. The PS2 was clearly the winner. It had the most games, a game for every genre, lots of variety, and had the support of 50 million users to attract future games.

(Plus backwards compatible with the old PS1 games...bonus!)

 

 

 

(4) In 2003, I bought a second console. I looked at the Box, and saw nothing worth buying. So the Cube was the obvious choice.

 

 

 

(5) Bought an Xbox. It now grows mold. Worse decision I ever made regarding gaming.

[X-box v. PS2]

The PS2 fan sucks in dirt which clouds teh lens. So avoid putting it in dirty places.

 

PS2 - 3 years and counting

[Did endings decrease replay value?]

When these games started having endings, did their replay value drop?  With many classic games like Pacman, it was addictive because it was fun and you could always go for a higher score.  But when you beat Final Fantasy or Doom, why go back?  You've already seen what the game has to offer.

 

Good theory. I agree. Many people play a game once and then sell it. Games with endings rarely are worth playing again.

[X-box v. PS2]

I rank them

 

1 - PS2 = most games & covers all genres

2 - Cube = great masterpieces from Nintendo

3 = Xbox = great graphics but lousy games