Keatah

I'm sure the cattle and cows will be glad that someone is studying something other than their farts.

I thought cattle didn't have a perception of time lasting more than a few minutes? Of course, they do seem to know when feeding time is.

That just reminded me of a rhyme kids used to say when someone asked us what time it was: "Half past the cow's ass, quarter to its balls. Lift up its left leg and see Niagra Falls."