I was trying to break this piece of wood. I put it on the curb and jumped on it on the street. Oh it broke alright, the other half snapped up and smacked me but good!
I wrecked on my skateboard (at age 32)...Jumping a curb (or so I thought), and smashing my head into the pavement...Anyway my first thought was to jump up and hope the neighbors hadn't seen, haha